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"Deal with this picture ladies . . . hey, hey, not all at
once, you're crowding me . . .
Yes I do FINE with the ladies..."
More about Topher
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Occupation:
Teacher/Improviser
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Hobbies and Interests:
Improv, biking, scooting, teaching, side burns, gin martinis, dewars, theater, theatre, goatees, oral sexo . . .
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Favorite Books:
A Room with a View, Their Eyes Were Watching God, A Handmaid's Tale, Charlotte's Web, Mike Mulligan and the Steamshovel, Truth in Comedy, Impro, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Barrel Fever, and goddamnit Harry Potter
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Favorite Movies:
Moonstruck, A Room with a View, X-Men, Monsoon Wedding, Summer School, Annie Hall, 9 to 5, Real Genius, Happiness
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Favorite Music:
Ben Folds, Blur, punk covers, Annie
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Favorite TV Shows:
Six Feet Under, The Daily Show, Saturday Night Live
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About Me:
Deal with this picture ladies . . . hey, hey, not all at
once, you're crowding me . . .
Yes I do FINE with the ladies . . . And if I weren't gay
this might be a point of pride.
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Who I Want to Meet:
I want to meet some "Activity Partners." Thank the Lord
God for Friendster. I had never realized just how bereft
my life is of "Activity Partners." I just want to collect
them like action figures. One "Partner" for
every "Activity." I don't even know where to start. I
don't know that I have any "Activity" to bring to the
table. I used to enjoy mini-golf on the Cape as a child.
Does anyone need to collect their "Mini-golf Activity
Partner" person. I can be that for you. In a friend, all I ask is
that we have as much fun as possible and really connect in
some way. Is their anybody out there who wants to have
fun? And is not dangerously insane?
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mean improv class. His jokes can hit
their mark from ten paces at high noon
on the dusty street between the saloon
and the old post office.
guy. He was just telling me the other
night how he was trying to get in my
pants. And I wasn't even present when
he was doing it!
everything I know. And I know a hell
of a lot cause I'm wicked smart!
teacher. When I first started classes
with Topher I showed my Catholic Mother
a photo of the class and pointed you
out saying, "That's my Gay Improv
instructor". She looked at me with
those Catholic judging eyes (disgust on
her face) and said, "Improv, Why
Improv". Topher you Rule!
P.S.- Foam Party!
maybe, if we lived in a world where a
man isn't judged by the full brevity of
his sins or good deeds, but rather the
measure of his worth was determined by
how proficient he was at not calling
people back, and I'm not just talking
about the occasional call, I mean
dozens and dozens of unrequoited
messages, unanswered pages, and a
purposeful blind eye to the caller ID.
I think if this was the measure of a
mans true worth, I think Topher would
stand out tall and mighty as a diety
among men looking down condescendingly
at the peons who waste countless hours
nurturing relationships through
personal interaction and a constant
volley of conversation. Yes my friends,
if we lived in such a world, such a
wonderous place Topher would make it.
Keep the dream alive topher baby. Keep
it alive. Don't let anyone tell you
differently.
Topher! He is one of the best
teachers I have ever had. I feel lucky
to know him. Go ahead, order a
piping hot order of Topherlicious
together. 3 four oh hup rah Marines!
Huh? Remember those days, buddy?
Remember going to that Skin Farm strip
joint out on Rosecrans street? Last I
heard ol' Toph likes men! Can you
effing believe that? Crazy, cause he
was a chick MAGNET when we were in the
corps together! Hoo rah!
toilet bowl once and I'm certain it was
a mistake.
proof positive that there is a God.
Someone like him could only exist if
there were some kind of force out
there trying to tip the balance
towards everything good in the
universe.
If I'm ever diagnosed with a terminal
illness, I'm hiring him for the
duration.
That and he listed gin martinis as one
of his interests--we're a special
breed, martini drinkers (and really,
is there any other kind besides
gin?).
have hydrangeas as our flowers for the
ceremony and at the party. I'm the
only person he really likes on all his
138 friends, oh, but I guess I can't
say that out loud. "not now!"