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      Eric Paskey
      Male, 30, Single, Chicago, ILMore
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      • Dave
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      • Not sure what they mean by a testimonial. I guess I'm supposed to testify?

        Eric is my personal savior. I was a drunken, lying whore of a man before I asked Eric to come into my heart to wash away all of my sins. Eric saves.
      • Fah-Q
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      • I heard "Patience" the other day, and I thought of you. It's amazing, because that's one of the only things I really remember about that night... besides White Castle, falling on my ass, "Acccction!", and a hangover like no other. You Otter Stop Inn is THE BEST hick bar in all of Minneapolis!!! Respek!
      • Mac
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      • Ok. Eric is nice, blah blah blah, fun
        loving, blah blah, kind to children, blah
        blah blah.

        Here's the important stuff:

        Ladies: Eric is SUPER HOT!

        He's completely dateable. I highly
        recommend asking him out. Charming
        smile, killer body, dark hair with blue
        eyes (winning combination).

        I can say all of this completely
        impartially and objectively because I am
        100% straight.


        For real.


        Girls rock.
      • Ian
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      • Eric is a needy, whining, bitch of a man
        and I would kill him if murder were legal.

        Hmm...

        Perhaps that was a bit harsh. Let me
        try again.

        Eric is the biggest liar I know.

        Well I can't seem to get this right.

        I... like? I like Eric. Yes, I like Eric very
        much. Eric is a good roommate and
        you can tell a lot about a person when
        you live with them. For instance, I can
        tell that he is stupid. No. That he is fun
        loving.

        If you like having a good time, get in
        touch with Eric, he's smart and fun!
      • Lindsey
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      • Who is this guy?

        We've only hung out twice, but already I
        have learned so much.

        -The guy is a hit with the ladies over
        fifty. Seriously! They have a website
        dedicated to him!
        www.mywaiterhasasweetass.org

        -He's the nice one.

        -His ATM code is 9372.

        -He said he talked to a zombie in this
        guy's basement. (Likely high.)

        -He has a birthmark on his left hip that
        looks like the Atari logo.

        In closing, I stole some of his dried
        goods.

        What's his name again?
      • Diane
      • Posted
      • Eric does charm older women. He's a
        nice little Polish boy. He makes
        people laugh and laugh. He gave me a
        toilet brush. You should buy Eric a
        present. A video game would be perfect.
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