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"In saving the life of a young man who had wandered into a test site, I was exposed to the full force of a MASSIVE CHARGE OF..."
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More About Thew
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College/University:
Ripon College, Postdoctoral
Hampshire College, Postdoctoral
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Occupation:
reparator, revolutionary, hunter-gatherer
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Affiliations:
your mother
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Hobbies and Interests:
the uhuru movement, revolution, ultimate, making music, converting lesbians, closing deals, baking pies and sizzling sausages, moving heavy objects (political and/or physical), emailing random people on friendster who are "Just Here to Help!" and thanking them
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Favorite Books:
nancy drew mysteries, richard scarrys naughty bunny
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Favorite Movies:
three men and a baby, three men and a little lady, cacoon, cacoon: the return. i wish being jon malcovich had been being steve guttenberg. then that would be my favorite movie also. oh yeah... hedwig and the angry little cock. or something like that.
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Favorite Music:
led zeppelin. don't ask so many stupid questions.
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Favorite TV Shows:
what's happening?, land of the lost, brady bunch (pre-puberty and brady 6 years only! the middle is shit.), some call them freaks, battlestar galactica, superfriends (with the wonder twins), g-force, the a-team, chevy truck commercials (like a rock!)
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About Me:
In saving the life of a young man who had wandered into a test site, I was exposed to the full force of a MASSIVE CHARGE OF GAMMA RADIATION! I should have died right there, but by some miracle, I LIVED!
The doctors couldn't believe it -- I seemed unaffected by the powerful rays! But all too soon... I discovered that I had been affected! The GAMMA RAYS had unleashed the DARK INNER DEMONS of my personality, giving birth to a totally new being that mankind would call -- THE INCREDIBLE THEW! In times of great emotional stress, I am helpless to stop the transformation which tuns me into the GREEN SKINNED, RAMPAGING MONSTER!
Despite my thousand pound frame, The Incredible Thew's muscles are so strong that they can propel me on with SUCH FORCE THAT I SEEM TO FLY! Indeed there is no way to accurately gadge The Thew's power -- for the madder The Thew gets, the stronger he gets... AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME!
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Who I Want to Meet:
Your mother.
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Testimonials and Comments for Thew
computer so he will always be 'needed'.
SwEEt plan. =P
Matty only comes in to say "hi" and eat
my trailmix. But it's always nice to see
him. =) He tells me I'm not turning into a
blimp.. but, he's just being nice cus he
doesn't like to see girls cry......
a car accident, Dr. Matt Thew began
researching on how to tap the
incredible reserve of super-human
strength of which all humans are
capable. Concluding that gamma-
radiation from sunspots is the key
that triggers the strength, Matty
injects himself with two million units
of gamma-radiation. Now, whenever he
becomes angry or stressed, he
metamorphosizes into a sub-human green
creature with incredible strength.
Afraid that he might hurt or kill
someone, Matt tries to reverse the
process. But a nosey reporter for The
National Register begins to interfere
and now Matt Thew must save his
colleague from certain death. But,
will he save her in time? No, sadly.
HOWEVER:
Several days after the death of Elaina
Marks in the lab fire, Matty attmpts
to make his way to Everett Memorial
Hospital's multiplex radiology unit.
But he gets sidetracked helping a
young crippled girl and discovers that
her stepmother and doctor are trying
to poison her to death. Can The Thew
save the girl before he becomes their
next target?
profile I would have wanted Matthew to
be my friendster. Fortunately he's been
my buddy for almost 15 years, so I had
no trouble asking him. This dude makes
me laugh so hard, I just needed to read
his profile. I cracked up in each
section and then there were the
pictures! Yeah!
trying to fight me and he knows he can
take me, so why try to fight me all the
time? I don't know! all I know is it
sucks as he does. One time I fell down
and that son-of-a-bitch was behind me.
All I remember was him laughing and
then the kick that hut my ass for a
week. I hate you mathew!
che guevara of deep fried twinkie
vendors...the nadia comaneci of
underwater handstands...and he's busy
lightin candles while the rest of you
punks are still cursing the darkness...
about dr. r. not only does he play the guitar
and sing, but he also has at least a dozen
movies memorized, and can look a pig in the
face and go on with his bad self. oakland's
lucky to have this new yorker in their midst.
man is an indelible part of my life so
I recommend him highly for all kinds of
fun and adventure.
He's a political organizer trained by
the black working class struggle for
freedom, so when you approach him,
don't give him no bullshit, stand on
your own two feet and then be prepared
to be moved to change the world. He's
crazy on the mike and can make up a
tune and rhyme in a jiffy. If you
become friends, your world will be
altered, I guarantee it!