Way to kick your boss in the sack! You have givin birth to the kick your boss in the sack movement in one night. All those years of art school were worth it!
oh larissa...sweet larissa...i went to this country bar back here and there were so many toothless joes.. how you would have loved it... so SEXYYYYY....sexy? doesnt that make your head turn as if someones calling your name? ohhh that happens to me all the time..
She's a crazy bitch, but the best crazy bitch, ever. And the girl can drink about half the world under the table. Her partying skills are legendary in my mind, and she's an awesome kisser. The whole package.
I HEARTS THE LASS. I OWNS PARTS OF THE LASS. THE LASS ANSWERS TO ONE AND ONE ONLY! HEAR MY BECK AND CALL! AND COME HITHER! TO LONDON! all joking aside. she really is mine. all of her. one of the last few people i wouldn't kick of a 50 ft cement wall if i had the chance.
i'm starting to feel fun again now that i'm living in a sunroom for 3 weeks, and my clothes smell like mold. can i sleep over at your house for a month? i can contribute ramen. you know they have a 12 pack of mr. noodle at the shoppers drugmart on king st west for $1.99.
Who I Want to Meet:
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THIS LOVE MACHINE. YOU'RE TOO FAT FOR MY SHIT. GET OFF ME FATTY, IT'LL NEVER HAPPEN.
