as some of you will know from our ad on
the back cover of the Quarterly, next
month I am guiding a Vassar alumae/i
tour of the Providence adult
entertainment scene, which has won the
prestigious American Capital of Smut
Award for the third straight year in
2003. we hope you will join us for this
wonderful opportunity to meet other VC
grads, share stories, challenge your
perspectives, and expand your
intellectual horizons. the tickets are
only $15,000 (25,000 for a couple) and
will include exclusive passes to the
champaign rooms of the world-famous
Foxy Lady, MiraBar, Cheeters, Cadillac
Lounge, and one mystery club, as well
as a chance to officiate the topless
whipped cream wrestling competition,
location TBA. all proceeds to benefit
the design and construction of the new
Center for Post-Feminist and Trans-
Gender Thought slated to be completed
by 2010 out on the Vassar Farm.
Vassar College is the only woman I
know who can pull of wearing
Birkenstocks and no bra one minute,
pearls and white gloves the next, and
J. Crew and Gap the next. I think this
quote from Roseanne sums up Vassar
quite well, "I don't suffer from
schizophrenia. I enjoy it." A bleeding
heart, and at times limousine liberal,
she cries, "I'm trisexual. I'll TRY
anything!" She can drink any frat boy
under the table, and she
unceremoniously rejected Yale. Oh,
Vassar, those who love you do so for
reasons all their own, those who hate
you never really got to know you, and
those who are indifferent are just
stoned. Thanks for the marvelous dance.
Ah, VC. I'll raise a drink to you any
time but it had better be a strong one.
And only if you buy it, with daddy's
money. It's more expensive every day
to be a starving artist.
Who the hell are all these people?
Did I go to a different Vassar? This
is the one in Poughkeepsie, right?
Damn. Guess I should have drank less
and socialized more while I was there.
Hey Vassar ... about that money I still
owe you, mmm, do you think we can defer
payment a bit longer??? I can go cut
the hedges if you like, walk Fran's
dogs? ...! May I remind you you left me
without any real life skills. Reciting
verses from Dante's Inferno has still
not landed me a job.
vassar college is such a sweatie!!
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mad issues and needs to seriously
increase her meds. <>it's xanax,
moron.>>you would know.<< i mean, she is
ALL over the gossip server. she TOTALLY
got a boob job last summer << look how
anorexic she is, you think that rack's
for real? >> i heard she hooked up with
like half the drama faculty. even the
str8 ones. >> she is so pathetic and
starved for attention, i bet she wrote
half this crap herself, and she can't
even f'ing spell. go back to marist, you
pasty shrew. >>whatever, you're just
jealous. if it weren't for vassar you
chumps would all be stuck writing copy
for the coupon section of the des moines
sun-times. leave her to skank around in
peace.
While I am the only NYPD cop to have
graduated from your hallowed halls, I'm
sure that many, many will follow.
Hmm....I guess Career Development will
never think of me as a success story.
Lake.
the back cover of the Quarterly, next
month I am guiding a Vassar alumae/i
tour of the Providence adult
entertainment scene, which has won the
prestigious American Capital of Smut
Award for the third straight year in
2003. we hope you will join us for this
wonderful opportunity to meet other VC
grads, share stories, challenge your
perspectives, and expand your
intellectual horizons. the tickets are
only $15,000 (25,000 for a couple) and
will include exclusive passes to the
champaign rooms of the world-famous
Foxy Lady, MiraBar, Cheeters, Cadillac
Lounge, and one mystery club, as well
as a chance to officiate the topless
whipped cream wrestling competition,
location TBA. all proceeds to benefit
the design and construction of the new
Center for Post-Feminist and Trans-
Gender Thought slated to be completed
by 2010 out on the Vassar Farm.
know who can pull of wearing
Birkenstocks and no bra one minute,
pearls and white gloves the next, and
J. Crew and Gap the next. I think this
quote from Roseanne sums up Vassar
quite well, "I don't suffer from
schizophrenia. I enjoy it." A bleeding
heart, and at times limousine liberal,
she cries, "I'm trisexual. I'll TRY
anything!" She can drink any frat boy
under the table, and she
unceremoniously rejected Yale. Oh,
Vassar, those who love you do so for
reasons all their own, those who hate
you never really got to know you, and
those who are indifferent are just
stoned. Thanks for the marvelous dance.
time but it had better be a strong one.
And only if you buy it, with daddy's
money. It's more expensive every day
to be a starving artist.
Did I go to a different Vassar? This
is the one in Poughkeepsie, right?
Damn. Guess I should have drank less
and socialized more while I was there.
owe you, mmm, do you think we can defer
payment a bit longer??? I can go cut
the hedges if you like, walk Fran's
dogs? ...! May I remind you you left me
without any real life skills. Reciting
verses from Dante's Inferno has still
not landed me a job.
right.
<
increase her meds. <
moron.>>you would know.<< i mean, she is
ALL over the gossip server. she TOTALLY
got a boob job last summer << look how
anorexic she is, you think that rack's
for real? >> i heard she hooked up with
like half the drama faculty. even the
str8 ones. >> she is so pathetic and
starved for attention, i bet she wrote
half this crap herself, and she can't
even f'ing spell. go back to marist, you
pasty shrew. >>whatever, you're just
jealous. if it weren't for vassar you
chumps would all be stuck writing copy
for the coupon section of the des moines
sun-times. leave her to skank around in
peace.
graduated from your hallowed halls, I'm
sure that many, many will follow.
Hmm....I guess Career Development will
never think of me as a success story.