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"I am rich, beautiful, and my mountains are huge! Honestly,
what more could you ask for?...And by the by, if you're..."
More about Alaska
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Schools (Other):
UAA and UAF...and some little shack out in the woods...oh...no, that was UAA. Nevermind.
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Occupation:
I am thee LAST FRONTIER!
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Hobbies and Interests:
hunting, fishing, trapping, and any other means of killing things, camping, mountains, dog sleds, berry picking, magnetic fields, excessive spending, things that involve snow, oil, boozin', various intoxicants, and making things out of moose shit!
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Favorite Books:
anything by Jack London
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Favorite Movies:
White Fang, and Mystery, Alaska
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Favorite Music:
folk, christian punk rock, the songs "Anchored Down in Anchorage" by Michelle Shocked, "Alaska" by the Softies, and "Wild About Anchorage"...but not Jewel! I hate that two faced twit. Hope you're happy in Cali fuckface!
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Favorite TV Shows:
i just moved back to Anchorage from the Bush, so i haven't quite gotten caught up on the whole t.v. thing, but i've got cable and nothing better to do until my next hitch on the Slope, so i'll update you soon.
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About Me:
I am rich, beautiful, and my mountains are huge! Honestly,
what more could you ask for?...And by the by, if you're
interested, you can always find me at 'Koots!
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Who I Want to Meet:
I reached my quota on men years ago, but if I could
find a few adventurous gals that are interested in either
the outdoors or dancing at one of my many adult entertainment
establishments, that would be fabu.
First Name: Alaska -- Last Names: State
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Bigger n' all the Southern states
combined and more. I'm sure if
geography were different and
you lived down here you'd be a
Southern state too.
you bastard. the long drunken nights,
the dark moments, the rain... i get so
tired of it. but when i'm gone its only
the good times i think of and i can't
wait to get home. i just come running
back. dammit
dream about you last night... i dreamt
i woke up, and instead of being
alone in this frozen land of steel, i
was lying quietly in your arms on a
fresh June morning. can't wait to see
you.
alaskan men... the odds are good, but
the goods are odd...
ill attest to that.
bullshit. Lies! Except on the slope, of course.
But I'll tell you one thing. When talking about
Alaskan men, it's quality over quantity...smoke
jumpers, crabbers, Resurrection Bay
fishermen, sailors, Damn!...you just can't find
hot manly men here in L.A. The other day, I
got my hair done in Santa Monica right next to
Collin Farrel--he was going blond. Please! I
miss Alaska and your studly brutes.
conducted in the Lower 48, 8 out of 10
people agree that AK is not in the
continental US. These same people also
confirmed that the Canadians are
communists, New York City is the captial
of New York, and the moon landing was a
hollywood stunt. If someone ever finds
all of my mail that inadvertently got
delivered to Alabama, would you please
send them back?
you'll eventually drive me mad, but I'm
still here! I'll probably never leave
now..........
be the third largest state.