Madeline

      "I think I'm Puerto Rican and pretend I'm Spanish. I have the heart of a Jersey girl and the ambition of a Washingtonian...."

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      • Brian
      • Posted
      • As strong as Artie? No. I am stronger. I once wrestled a bowling ball, and unlike Artie, I won! But I can also be taken down by the sound of a whammy bar, so we're even there.
      • John
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      • Jane
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      • you forgot to specifically mention our favorite movie, "entre tinieblas" where, "a nightclub singer seeks refuge with gay nuns on dope in a madrid convent." shMADDY, what are you really doing in spain?
      • Brian
      • Posted
      • Made Line es muy caliente. I miss my JERSEY GIRL!! Madeline is the sexiest bitch alive.
      • Jane
      • Posted
      • did you give dondon my number?
      • Adriana
      • Posted
      • Maddy, You'se a HO
      • Adriana
      • Posted
      • oops.. technical difficulty, what I
        was saying was... Maddy, you'se a
        HONEY BUNNY SWEET POTATO
        SHMOOPY WOOP.
      • Danny
      • Posted
      • Maddy is awesome...totally awesome! She
        is the coolest Puerto Rican I know...too
        bad she ain't Puerto Rican...at least we
        can pretend. Maddy is always smiling,
        laughing and up for a good time. She'll
        laugh at whatever I say (not b/c I'm
        funny, but b/c she laughs at
        everything). But I appreciate this
        quality...even if she is laughing at me
        in pity. Mad props for moving to
        Madrid...even if you left me. Anyway,
        great person...get to know her and
        she'll make you feel warm inside...even
        if she doesn't mean to.
      • Christopher
      • Posted
      • Madeline gives testimonial like a
        rockstar.
      • Jane
      • Posted
      • madeline is her name and wristbands
        are her game... she puts the fastle in
        fastlicious but gentlemen beware...this
        asian beauty turns into a vampire at
        6005.

        and now some even more FABULOUS
        things about maddyaddyaddy:
        1-she can made a mean matza ball
        soup even when a white or pink or
        dumb princess hardens the matza balls.
        2-she has officially been immortalized
        at a certain trashy, i mean classy
        establishment and is partial to dj starts
        w/ an f and ends with an ingers.
        3-she will be the first to come to your
        rescue when you mistakenly put a
        leaking glow stick in your mouth or the
        first to tell it to you like it is when you
        meet a white house employee.
        4-she has an exceptional eye for
        picking out china and will not waste any
        time doing so.
        5-she quite frequently gets her ass and
        her ego handed to her but only b/c her
        booty is in the air and the guy on the
        treadmill is staring.

        10 9 8 7 6 5 4 4 4 4 4 4 3 2 1

        no te preocupes mamacita, I got your
        back!

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