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      • Raymond
      • Posted
      • I want everyone to know that below me is the Fire
        Marshall's last comment on the A.S.S. Friendster
        page as a true, full-time member of the studio.
        Jonathan has left us to pursue his lifelong dream
        of building a rocket to blast off into the stars and
        search for the Star Wars galaxy.
      • Jonathan
      • Posted
      • I just wanted to inform all of you haters that
        there are just 19 days (that's 456 hours,
        not including today) until Star Wars
        episode III makes its world premiere, so I
        will be indisposed until then putting the
        finishing touches on my various costumes
        (which I wll be changing out of at certain
        imoprtant plot junctures). If anyone has a
        serious emergency (that has to do with
        Star Wars) I can be reached on my new
        light sabre/communicator combo piece.
        Due to the recent criticism I have received
        in regards to my passion, I find it
        necessary to disclose Ryan's huge
        collection of Star Wars trading cards. He'll
        probably deny possessing such a
        collection of tattered knick-knacks, or tell
        you that his lady-friend purchased them for
        him at a garage sale. If you don't believe
        me, just go by his house. He's probably
        ankle deep in those things, masterbating
        to the one of Princess Leia chained to
        Jaba the Hut in the little viking bikini thing.
        See for yourselves, haters!
      • Jonathan
      • Posted
      • SO YOU ARE THE CULPRIT,
        ERIC. How dare you knock down my
        Jake Lloyd cut-out. That's his name
        by the way, not "that kid who played
        Anakin"-you meanie! Must you add
        insult to injury? My cell phone has
        been off because I've been too busy
        tailoring my wookie costume to waste
        my time on frivolity. And fuck you
        guys, I look sweet in that outfit.
        You're only talking all this shit
        because it really scares you when I'm
        brandishing a lightsabre.
      • Lord Eric
      • Posted
      • Hey Jonathan, I can't get you on your
        cell phone, did you not pay your bill or
        something? Well anyway, for some
        reason that Wookie suit you ordered
        got delivered to my office so I left it in
        your studio space next to the Star Wars
        toys and that Princess Leia bikini
        thing. I knocked over your life size cut
        out of that kid that plays Anakin, sorry.
      • Raymond
      • Posted
      • And if you look in his studio, you'll see Jonathan is
        already stocking provisions for the great Star Wars
        campout of 2005. By the way, your Darth Vader
        suit came in the mail from Amazon. Do you want
        me to leave it on your desk?
      • Jonathan
      • Posted
      • Whomever superimposed my head on the
        body of that dufus weilding a light sabre shall
        pay for their injustices (which also include
        boot-pissing, not to mention general lolly-
        gaggery).
      • Harold.the.Mod
      • Posted
      • This ASS is gonna be huge. I can feel it
        in my bone
      • Lord Eric
      • Posted
      • Being an ASS has given me the will to
        live.

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