vger

"small furry and strippy often found sleeping in odd places, also metallic and huge drifting through space on a very..."

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Occupation:
Professional Loafer and Vomiter
Hobbies and Interests:
loafing, sleeping, heating pads, eating my own vomit, grass, raccoons, moths, smothering my human, tongue baths, staring into space, finding the creator, getting into Shatners pants
Favorite Books:
i am happy to sit on whatever you are reading
Favorite Movies:
the cat from outer space
Favorite Music:
dripping faucets, sound of the food bowl, raccoons
Favorite TV Shows:
only shows about rodents and birds of course!
About Me:
small furry and strippy often found sleeping in odd places,
also metallic and huge drifting through space on a very
serious mission. i have a very cold nose and will wipe it
on you at a moments notice.
Who I Want to Meet:
humans with warm laps, smelly discarded t-shirts and
backpacks, squirrels, tasty moths, other cats who look like
Morris and of course... William Shatner.

Lizzard
Posted
Cowardly beyond compare, you gingerly stalk squirrels and then run away from them when they notice you. And I'll never forget when you rolled over to expose your belly and submit to a stuffed porcupine hand puppet. At the same time it's clear that you know you're the Fluffiest and Most Queenly of any in catdom. Beautiful and disgusting, proud and craven, small animal and cybernetic universe-ruler, you adhere to the principle espoused by Walt Whitman in "Song of Myself": you contradict yourself without shame.

And, you're grrrrrrrreat in the sack.

Kevin
Posted
I've known you since you were a baby.
You were always so sure of yourself.
Always a casual dresser and a hairball
gourmet.