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sam Slaughter
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Interested In:
Friends, Activity Partners
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Member Since:
Apr 2003
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Hometown:
philly
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Company:
enron, murder inc, link up & bubble llp
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sam's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/88021
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Other education:
brown, yale, harvard, oxford, princeton, KKF
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Occupation:
copy editor for fabolous
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What I enjoy doing:
writing raps on holy paper
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Favorite Books:
i cant read
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Favorite Movies:
Too Legit: The MC Hammer Story, Johnson Family Vacation
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Favorite Music:
the soothing raps of necro, anything raze tells me is good
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Favorite TV Shows:
i feel strongly about anything that involves michael chiklis or the illustrious malik yoba.
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About Me:
I am Neptune, god of the sea! I sink ships and conjure up
storms!
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Who I Want to Meet:
Casey Fucking Ryback
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beautiful model...and it's sooo big...
would frollick about together and
murder random goats, but one day, that
fun and joy stopped when we were
arrested.
It was a smal helpless goat. We didn't
mean to kill... just to maim. WHen
Farmer Jones came outside and found us
doin a drive by on his goats he called
811 immediately. They took us away and
we were sentenced with a one week to
life sentence. DJ Sars and I roomed
together with a large black man named
nasty nate. Nasty took a liking to DJ
Sars right off the bat. DJ Sars was
very attracted to Nates naughty jungle
of love... thats when DJ Sars and I's
friendship began t o drift apart. He
began to prefer the taste of Apple
Martini's over an ice cold coors... He
began using terms like "Mmmm... No she
didn't" and "OH GURRLL!!" He would only
refer to himself as Shaquandalisha and
He began to idolize Mo'nique and Queen
Latifah but worst of all... he watched
those gospel shows that they show on
BET all the time... and he enjoyed
them... thats right, because of Nasty
Nate DJ Sars had turned into a fat
black woman... After we were released
from prison i didn't know what to do so
i killed DJ Sars.. and then I crypt
walked all the way home...
mine since we launched Redd Fox's
career back in 1966. When are you
coming out to pick up the lowered El
Camino, you ordered from me? At least
10 mexicans try to steal it everyday,
but I'm doing my best to save it.
have been close ever since that famous
train inicident. you know me dj sars,
and all iof those fat asian
trnsvestites. well anyway since 86
we've been tight, i mean real tight in
the biblical sense.
we could have if you weren't mere weeks
away from being kidnapped, raped,
dismembermed, killed and made into a
stew that is both delicious and
appeasing to the great gods of whatever
previously undiscovered primitive
cewntral american society worships baby
blue jeep cherokees. Hey, it doesn't
take Lloyd Schummer to figure out that
this trip is a bad idea. Though if you
run out of money, I can give you Black
Rob's e-mail address; I think we both
know that he can help you out if you
need a loan.
great taste in literature?
than he is a dj, but he does drive a nice car
and gets slapped by many women.