• Tony Baloney

      "i don't know what the fuck this 'shoutout' thing is but what the hey."

      "i'm pretty shy. i'm a nice, honest guy, a good listener. plus i'm mad sexy. what else could you want? ok i'm also sarcastic."

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      • Everett
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      • sheesh, I thought Tony was never going to approve my friend request! but lo and behold, he had a total lapse in judgment and approved me.

        I am now an approved Tony Friendster friend. that is cool.
      • Devon
      • Posted
      • my little heart skipped a beat the day i realised that tony was on the other side of a flimsy hotel door. i paused, i thought "oh my, this is it", and then i opened the door to my true love. OH TONY. how can i ever express the wonder that is a first crush. over the internet, no less. maybe one day tony will tell me to stop telling that story, and on that day i will say "SHUSH, POOLBOY". because hello, a burlesquer has a crush on you! you best recognise, boy. for reals.
      • ariel
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      • oh my god how have i not left tony a
        testimonial?

        tony and i go back to being baby gays in
        seattle a long time ago. i lost part of
        my virginity on his apartment floor and
        it was in part thanks to his
        encouragement that the whole thing
        happened in the first place. i remember
        when he was effectively straightedge and
        all OH MY GOD ALCOHOL IS SO BAD AND
        GROSS DRINKING IS SO STUPID.

        since then, he has introduced me to so
        many things -- strap-on! television
        without pity! literati! gay bars in the
        midwest! -- but really what he has
        introduced me to the most is how nice it
        is to have someone in yr life who has
        your back and even if they don't have it
        figured out they're trying.

        when tony comes back to seattle, he is
        not even going to get his own apartment,
        because he is going to be hanging out
        with me all the time. all the time.

        seriously, i don't even have words for
        how much i like tony, and how much i
        have faith in him.

        1000 characters is just not enough to
        express my love.
      • Lindsey
      • Posted
      • tony makes me smile because we are both
        similarly nerdy. and he promised to
        make me gay cookies. ALSO he posts
        pictures of his underwear! when i meet
        him i'm going to have the biggest smile
        ever.
      • Merrill
      • Posted
      • My love for The Toner knows no bounds.
        When he comes to NYC I will BREAK him
        out of his little shell and he will
        become a Big City Queeah. When I am
        rich and famous I will hire him as my
        pool boy and invite closeted actors
        and superfine actresses over for him
        to have lots of sex with. <3
      • Posted
      • Tony will always have a special place
        in my heart. Thanks to him I joined
        the wonderful world of livejournal.
        I've had an internet crush on this
        fella for as long as i can remember...
        i am still disappointed i didnt win a
        boobscan tee for him. also i miss
        chatting on aim. we dont really do
        that much anymore.
      • Connie
      • Posted
      • In my dreams I am ruler of the corn palace and tony is my handsome consort.
      • heather
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      • if tony and i lived near each other we'd
        feed each other's tv addictions until we
        watched so much we would become one with
        the couch. i'm so excited to finally
        meet this lad when he's up in chicago.
      • Melanie
      • Posted
      • I like The Toner.
      • Angi
      • Posted
      • Tony is afraid that I'm going to say
        that he's a freaking asshole and his
        butt smells like cheese. He wasn't
        specific about the kind of cheese. I'm
        gonna say 'gouda', because it's funny.
        And I like gouda. It is tasty. Anyway,
        I wasn't going to say that. Tony's
        okay. He's pretty funny, too. I think
        he made me squirt stuff out my nose
        once. Unfortuneately, it was spam.
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