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Joe Jordan
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Interested In:
Friends, Activity Partners
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Member Since:
Jul 2003
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Hometown:
San Dimas, CA
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Joe's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/883171
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Occupation:
smut peddler, yarn spinner, and fire starter
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Affiliations:
Sacred Fools Theatre Company
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What I enjoy doing:
making theatre, spreading evil, eating out, nuclear fusion, horror films, sci fi films, fitting into small spaces, explodingdog, infant recipes, torture, world destruction scenarios, Disneyland, bourbon, dancing MY way, museums, hats, cartoons, and sex...
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Favorite Books:
any Vonnegut, J. Otto Seibold, Shakespeare
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Favorite Movies:
Charlie Kaufman movies, The Hudsucker Proxy, The City of Lost Children, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Run Lola Run, Raising Arizona, The Matrix Trilogy, Evil Dead 2, Amelie, Barton Fink, The Princess Bride, Edward Scissorhands, Dr. Strangelove, David Lynch
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Favorite Music:
The Decemberists, Electric Six, Cranes, Lamb, Bjork, The Smiths, Pixies, Interpol, Rasputina, PJ Harvey, 400 Blows, Le Tigre, Massive Attack, Beck, Salt, The Darkness, The Circuit Side, Portishead, Old Thrill Kill Kult, This Ascension, NIN, Prodigy, Madredeus
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Favorite TV Shows:
I don't watch TV ... but if I did I'd watch The Simpsons, I'm With Busey, The Powerpuff Girls, The Twilight Zone, Iron Chef
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About Me:
joe jordan is skill' on my arms with
a felt tip pen. joe jordan wants a refund. joe jordan is in
love with everthing and everybody. joe jordan has no idea.
joe jordan slams the door of his truck with furies at his
back. joe jordan will someday rest. joe jordan is
unexpected. joe jordan wants to be hated. joe jordan is a
demon. joe jordan has nothing to do before dying. joe
jordan makes the best. joe jordan is trying too hard again.
joe jordan is so damn tall. joe jordan draws blood. joe
jordan wears black on the outside 'cause black is how he
feels on the inside. joe jordan is unbelieveable. joe
jordan has a lot of explaining to do.
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Who I Want to Meet:
my corporate sponsor &
my spiritual stalker
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together, we're perfect! I am always
incredibly inspired whenever I see
something Joe has anything to do with. He's
got talent people!! I love him. Oh, and his
late-night-drunken-interpretive-dance-
moves are the best. Ever. Period.
already been said by the greatest
writers of the civilized world. So, I will
choose to quote one of the great
writers of the UN-civilized world,
Captain Caveman: "Joe
GOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Part
of what makes him so ultra groovy
cool is the fact that it really takes an
effort to find the right words to
describe him. He is as close to a
pied piper as anyone I've known. He
truly personifies the word,
"Whimsicle" - if that's spelled
correctly. He is also a vampire,
which I like. He always makes you
want to know what the hell he's
grinning about. I like to think he's
walking around thinking up dirty
limericks in his head all day. He's
fucking talented as hell, and he
hunts for originality in all he does.
And really, he's just a genuinely
warm, gracious, and cool hounddog.
I'll have a whiskey, sing some
Pogues, and quote Burns with
double J any day of the week.
praise of Joe that hasn't already been
said (and certainly more entertaining
than anything I could write)..but I
just wanted to throw my hat in the Joe
Jordan fan club. He's one of the most
beautiful sparkly shiny stars in the
universe.
picture of you!!!!shit you have an
incredible testimonial page.
let me add this...
you and black are REALLY good friends of
mine.
love,
peach
I'd probably be dead right now.
could fit his entire body into a two
foot by two foot by two foot box. And
then he did it. Talk about getting
awesome.
like, a ga-zillion testimonials says it
all. Is there anybody one would rather
look way,way,way up to than Joe? No. I
love Joe, because he's sweet, talented,
funny, unique, and he likes to walk
around naked a lot, even when it's
cold. xoxoxox
courage to talk to Joe because he's so
damn talented and was always carrying
around philosophy books and lookin' all
smart and stuff. (Plus, I don't know if
he mentioned this, but he's really
tall.) Luckily once I was able to get
him naked on stage I felt much more
comfortable and could see he was a
total doll with a huge heart and
wonderfully wicked sense of humor. Few
people make me laugh as hard simply by
narrowing his eyes and giving that evil
look he does so well. Oh, he's hot, too.
dancing albino midget. Then I had the
distinct pleasure of watching him bite
the necks of beautiful young girls
while I made thunder clap. Whatever
Joe does, I'm uber-impressed with. He
can direct, act with, dance with, or
play with me anytime. He showed me
what it means to be a little girl and---
holon, that sounds bad. Everyone who
meets Joe develops a tiny little crush
on that great big man because, well, he
ROCKS. He's honest, and kind, and
funny and can pun like nobody's
business (just ribbon ya---hah!) And
when he gives me a hug, I flop around
like a fish. Or a pendulum. Depending.