Activity Partners

Jul 2003

Sparks, MD

Tampax, Nice & Easy, Summer's Eve, Initech

http://profiles.friendster.com/884451

Camp Deerfield, Camp Wright, Camp Red Eagle, Camp Anawana, Camp Arawak, and Camp "My Parents Fucking Hate Being Around Me". And of course, Flatpoint High. Go Donkeys!

I work with cops and angry people.

JFKFC, Kablammo!, Shirttails, David's David

It involves a slumbering you, a deeply focused me, a Third Eye Blind song, scented candles, bath beads, an animal pelt, and three gallons of buttermilk. Recreational surgery.

In Cold Blood, Shock Value, Naked, Ethan Frome, Junky, The Capote Reader, His Dark Materials, Dune (Oh my God! Yes, I get tunnel vision when people don't understand what I order at McDonald's and then I repeat myself very angrily as if it is their fault that I talk like a kid who was raised in a basement, and taught himself to read with Latter Day Saints pamphlets)

Ruben & Ed, Come and See, Sleepaway Camp, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Airborne, Creating Rem Lezar, Dead or Alive, Desperate Living, The Last Action Hero, Thunder Ninja Kids, Gleaming the Cube, Spider Baby, Twin Peaks, Dawn of the Dead, The Jerk

niandra, Faith no more, Minor Threat, Mogwai, Pixies, Aesop Rock, Carter Tanton, Dave, Lifted and gifted, Ketman, Soma Solution, Deftones, Florez, Gorecki, Hum, The California Dreams, Slayer, Fugazi, Charm City Suicides, Cannibal Ox, Bone Thugz n Harmony, Lightning Bolt, Godspeed you Black Emperor, and whatever my band is called

Roseanne, Night Court, Coach, Harry and the Hendersons, Strangers with Candy, Mr. Show, And anything else that is often referred to as a "program"

Aquarius

I'm not a free spirit. I lead a life that can be best
described as fearful and removed. I function best with
people when I am alone, or if they are invisible. I have what might be refered to a "thing" for bodily excretions, which may seem to be contradictory to my motto of "Cleanliness is serious". However, I feel as though we must learn how to walk in line before we are able to step out of it, if you catch my sterile drift. I also
enjoy broken marriages and old people who walk slow and talk
loud. You and I have nothing in common other than the fact that you know a thousand other people exactly like me, so go hang out with one of them. Also, if you request me to be your friendster, I will accept without asking any questions. I'm just a whore like that.

Pregnant women who smoke and drink. What better way to spite God.