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"i am a dork. yeah, so? you are too.
i appreciate the 4 humours, by which i do not mean phlegm, blood and the colored biles..."
More about meri
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Schools (Other):
tuxedo park, northern highlands, skidmore
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Occupation:
tv producer
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Hobbies and Interests:
me-time, photography, monetary compensation, songs i liked between 1989 and 1996, bears, minutae, the punching game, watching 'starting over' on dvr, selective seratonin reuptake inhibitors
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Favorite Books:
Martin Dressler, Perfume, The Girl in the Flammable Skirt, Jane Eyre, The Professor & The Madman, Middlesex, Bust Guide to the New Girl Order; and fine, fine, i'll admit it -- Bridget Jones' Dairy. Yes Dairy -- it's cheesy.
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Favorite Movies:
xanadu, party girl, ghost world, hedwig, swingers, donnie darko, defending your life, real genius and the animal cannon: most valuable primate, air buds 1-3, the country bears
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Favorite Music:
soul coughing, blur, they might be giants, white stripes, the shins, jamiroquai, stevie wonder, the smiths, supergrass, hall & oates
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Favorite TV Shows:
arrested development, veronica mars, the wire, oz, simpsons, 24, six feet under, oprah, curb your enthusiasm, plastic surgery: before & after, nip/tuck, freaks & geeks, lost, 30 Days
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Zodiac Sign:
Scorpio
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About Me:
i am a dork. yeah, so? you are too.
i appreciate the 4 humours, by which i do not mean phlegm, blood and the colored biles -- though i do appreciate them and also know that, in america, humor is spelled with no u. i mean: anthropomorphized animals, drinks with erotic names, jocelyne wildenstein and cataclysmically horrible dating tales.
sometimes i think carefully about every word that comes out of my mouth. but more often i......
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Who I Want to Meet:
people who get feisty. people who want me to kick their asses at big buck hunter and erotic photo hunt. people who want to watch bad movies. and a new pub quiz team... screw you cobra kai.
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saying new jersey i have ever heard.
meri already IS the most popular girl,
though.
sydney Australia. It was a blast. She even
had sex with a blow up Kangaroo. Meri is
my type of person, just don't cross her. If she
ever graduates from the plastic shot gun of
Big Buck Hunter and buys a real shotty NYC
will not be safe. Fuck the terroists. I 'm
scared of her!
most tortuous situations seem bearable.
I worked the word "bear" into my
testimonial because meri likes bears,
and it is good to give meri what she
wants. like a testimonial. I am always
trying to drive meri around but i see
that sometimes it is good to let meri
steer. she knows everything about most
things and you aren't made to feel
inferior because she drops the
knowledge on you if you merely ask. How
do you think I learned what a dvr box
is, even though i have an eight inch
black and white set. that is a lie.
meri taught me not to lie, see it all
comes back to meri. meri also taught me
to play erotic photohunt during a weird
jaunt to Long Beach, and she didn't
even get mad when i became as good at
it in five minutes as she has been at
it for years. now that's the spirit of
sharing. go shawty, it's your birthday.
I met on Friendster, Meri has the nicest
roof in the E.Vil. and is very open
minded. This was proved when she came,
not only to Brooklyn, but all the way
out to Bushwick even after seven of her
friends told her they were scared to
come to Bushwick. Very brave this one
is. She is also an expert in reality,
having produced it and even written it
at times.
Meri include, but are not limited to:
1. Vienna fingers; 2. I'm Gonna Git
You Sucka; 3. Arthur Dunn; and 4. the
endless pursuit of boys who seemed
HOTT at the time but who, in
retrospect, were little weenies; and
finally 5. a truly disturbing Bunny 'n
Tigra style answering machine rap.
I've known this chica since I was 12,
which means she knew me when I was
still trying to win INXS tickets on
the radio, which means she has POWER
and I need to stay on her good side.
someone needs to buy her a new boom box
-- the music is always konking out just when
we need it the most. I
suggest we all chip in at the next party so
she can finally replace that piece of shit.
of the mid-nineties upstate hijinx we
shared, I will say this: from now until
the end of time, if I get a call
telling me you did her wrong, there
will be no escape from my nuclear
wrath. That said, you may want to bring
her the beverage of her liking. Just to
be safe...Bwahahahah!
friendster, my 'personal network'
increased 500%. That's cause
everyone knows and loves Meri.
Cause she's a rockstar.