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"I've got voluptuous curves and the mouth of a truck
driver.
My middle name is "trouble," only it's spelled..."
More about Nicole
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Occupation:
professional web geek
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Hobbies and Interests:
fun 'n' games, sexy accents, the forces of evil, lederhosen
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Favorite Books:
At the moment I'm juggling Good Omens (for the third time), and the Lymond Chronicles, book four. They're both slaying me.
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Favorite Movies:
Oy, me facken...the list is far too long. Harold and Maude, however, has been with a bullet for years.
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Favorite Music:
Ella Fitzgerald, Led Zeppelin, Esquivel, Duran Duran, Oingo Boingo, Queen, The Wonder Stuff, Neil Diamond, Oscar Peterson, ELO, The Flaming Lips, Patsy Cline, Van Halen, White Stripes, Ken Nordine, Tahiti 80...these are work CDs. At home it gets weirder!
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Favorite TV Shows:
Woefully addicted to: Alias, 24, Reno 911, Queer Eye, The Daily Show, and pretty much everything on Trio. Closet DIY show whore. I could watch VH1 Classic *for hours* (I'm not proud of that, by the way)
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About Me:
I've got voluptuous curves and the mouth of a truck
driver.
My middle name is "trouble," only it's spelled "Michelle."
I love to and can cook, but I'd just as soon throw the
dirty dishes out.
I'm MEXCELLENT!
I am not emo enough to own every Radiohead album or
black &
white checked Vans, yet I am emo enough to have
lucite
grapes on my coffee table and a copy of the "Star Wars
Holiday Special."
I go to see bad print double-features of Truffaut and
Fellini, but I'm smart enough to realize how cliched it is
to go see bad print double-features of Truffaut and
Fellini.
I'd also rather watch just about any John Carpenter
movie
than Truffaut or Fellini. (Okay, maybe not "Vampires"...)
My new karaoke trick is singing the lyrics to "Boys Don't
Cry" by The Cure to the tune of "Paranoid" by Black
Sabbath. Come on, you're DYING to meet me now,
aren't you?
(I apologize in advance to the dude who I stole that trick
from at the Smog Cutter in L.A. - if you're on here
buddy, friend me, we'll go have a pint...)
I haven't edited this thing in MONTHS, BTW. Bite me.
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Who I Want to Meet:
ALL OF YOU MUCKER FOTHERS!!! No, seriously. But
first, I'd like to meet the Dalai Lama, Loretta Lynn and
the guy who played Chaka on "Land of the Lost."
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toilet I would rather break (and break, and
break) in the world than yours. Beloved
Campos Tacos, we have way too many
nicknames for each other. It just shows how
close I am to you, that I can make you laugh
so hard you fart, and you can take pictures
of me while I am sleeping with my eyes
open. Someday, Joanie Loves Tchatkes will
be open next to Whose Sari Now while
"JuJu Apple" plays over the Muzak box, and
we will all live in peace. My life has been
forever changed by knowing you, and
knowing what you do late at night when no
one's looking.
come on, we hung out the other night and
she tossed back a few, her pants kept
falling down, and we talked about
panties and homeless window washers. If
you're ever jonesin for some Nicole, and
you can't find her....I Know where she
is..." ON THE WINGS OF LOVE"
ok, that was lame, but Nicole is not,
that's my point.
for about half my life...but I have.
From Fashions to USC, from Silverfish
to the Wonderstuff, we've done it all.
Next time I'm in Cali, we have to get
together and hit the Virgin Megastore
and stalk "The Blade". ;)
Mofet to my Hannibal Lecter. The Tango
to my Cash. The Clint Eastwood to my
Orangutan.
do something stupid. I just have to.
There's some force making me send her
pictures of Swedish Show bands.....I
need help.
Nicole, please. I beg your forgiveness.
Michael McDonald rules!!!!