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Beer Wench, as seen on NY Public Access's "Jollyship the Whiz Bang"
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"My first-born daughter will be named Violet Jane. My first born son will be named either Charleton Mathlete or Dixon..."
More about Amy
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Schools (Other):
Just starting USC (ack!)
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College/University:
University of Southern California, Attended 2005 - Present, Master's Degree
University of Oklahoma, Attended - , Class of , Other
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Occupation:
You may have seen me in Chicken Soup for the Soul
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Affiliations:
La Di Dah Weekly, Ostrich Ink, Lo Budget House Boyz, Foreign Films 'R Us
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Hobbies and Interests:
redneck barbeques, experimental cooking, LA theater, competitive eating, recognizing artificial lips, the passionate realist movement, breaking Martha out of prison, waterballoon fights, Salton Sea roadtrips, electing myself in 2044
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Favorite Books:
autobiographies, Chris Ware, Christopher Pike, James Chris Hynes Chris, and Richard 'Christophe' Brautigan
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Favorite Movies:
Edward Scissorhands, Underground, House Party, Pennies From Heaven, Sullivan's Travels, Gremlins 2, Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?, Dirty Rotten Scoundrals, Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, Family, Vernon Florida, Karla Faye Tucker: Forevermore
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Favorite Music:
cheesy hip hop, hair metal, russian top 40, middle school slow jams, and occasionally something of taste (when I'm in the mood)
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Favorite TV Shows:
King of the Hill, Passions, Dr. Phil, The Other Half, Elimidate
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Zodiac Sign:
Gemini
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About Me:
My first-born daughter will be named Violet Jane. My first born son will be named either Charleton Mathlete or Dixon Charles or Jackson Charles Dupont. My apartment is hot. Foreigners think I'm Russian and then try to give me things like Bulgarian cheese and polycotton spandex, both of which I've accepted with relish. I like old lady pearls and old lady drinks. I'm trying to invent the amaretto martini so I can name it after my grandmother, Rowena. I know how to wreck some serious physical damage with a pencil.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Someone who won't complain when I put "Gettin' Jiggy Wit It" on repeat. Someone who will let me put them in a headlock. An appreciation of Sonja "The Black Widow" Thomas is a plus. Also, the Best Advice Columnists Alive: Miss Manners, Dan Savage and Garrison Keillor. Christopher Hitchens and King Kaufman, as well, if I could ever get up the nerve. Not Cary Tennis. Cary Tennis go home.
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but when i did i realized that she
appreciates crap more than anyone
i have ever met and i mean that as a
complete. she is absurd in a
genuine way. what up amy.
I would like to attest that Amy is dedicated to
seeing the world in the most honest light
possible. She is one person I share my
thoughts, hopes and fears with. Never
judgemental, she is always encouraging me to
be myself. If you are her friend, you are
lucky because she is loyal and always ready to
get into some fun trouble.
the most AWESOME superfriend
EVER!! most girls could only dream of
walking in this lady's shoes for a day.
but i did it for a whole night. yes!
SCORE!
fall: i want to ride bikes in LA with
you, and hear all your crazy stories,
and chug beers in the bushes, and help
you clean your room, and slap your ass
on the dancefloor. i miss you.
bought me a beer! What a pal! Amy makes
K-Town rad!
journalism, education and the arts,
but I can't abide the cheap wine she
puts away. But she has exactly the
kind of mind more people should have.
Cheers! (I'll bring my own.)
If it weren't for her, the world would
be flat. Ships would fall off the
edge. But mapmaking would be easier.
I can't be around Amy for too long.
There's too much joy involved in
interacting with her and it messes with
my melancholic disposition. What most
people don't know is that Amy is
honorary poet laureate of Lichtenstein,
an honor that affords her a liscence to
kill - with her booty. And when I say
booty I mean pirate treasure. Aaargh.
ate only cheesedogs. Amy and I are
gonna live on the black sea coast
and both marry men who shoot off
guns to celebrate on special
occaisions or just when they get
really excited.
enchilada con arroz y un poco de
frijoles negros. Tiene la misma sonrisa
que steve cook.