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"In home depot yesterday, I bought a can of Goof Off, the
Ultimate Remover! I was buying a can so that I could get
dried..."
More about Rob
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Occupation:
Web Humorist
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Hobbies and Interests:
Photography, Science, Charcoal
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Favorite Books:
Ender's Game, Our Dumb Century, Research: Pranks, Foundation, Dictionary
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Favorite Movies:
Seven Samurai, Braveheart, Better off Dead, Casino, Google
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Favorite Music:
The Magnetic Fields, The Dandy Warhols, Pulp, Supergrass, The Beatles
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Favorite TV Shows:
Anything on TLC, the "We're running out of time!" Network, Junkyard Wars, Cockeyed.com, Mr. Show
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About Me:
In home depot yesterday, I bought a can of Goof Off, the
Ultimate Remover! I was buying a can so that I could get
dried expanding foam off of my fingertips.
There was one can right in front that appeared to have been
smacked with a passing concrete cart or forklift, it was
half-crushed, but there was no leak.
- That is the can that I chose.
- I run a website called Cockeyed.com. It is popular. -
I don't
think friendster is going to survive. It is getting too
popular too quickly, which means that they have to be
spending tons of money on webservers. To give you an idea
of how popular friendster has become, they get more traffic
than UPS, Paypal or the onion.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Dorks, People with their wisdom teeth.
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when you need it. Avoid prime numbers.
represents the bread, ceral, rice, &
pasta group. those atkins people keep
telling me to cut him out, but i just
absolutely NEED my 6-11 servings a day!
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person I know. I wish I could keep Rob in
my pocket, as a reference, because there
are so many times throughout the day that I
have questions I just know he would have
an answer to. ROB...three letters...much like
another three-letter named omniscient being
that comes to mind...
Aside from being so intelligent, like Owl, in
Pooh's Corner, Rob likes to f----ng party like
no one else I know. No matter how many
beers he has had, though, Rob is cool as a
cucumber. What composure. He is truly a
remarkable guy!
Look at that face. One has to wonder:
"Is anything going on in there?"
Rob Cockerham and warm apple pie.
cream, he would be Awesome.
notions that I was ever the least bit clever.
Looks like I'll have to fall back on my
taxidermy to make a living.
as a friend. I love that about him...he is so
open and caring, very rare in a Scientifically
Comic Genius. He has never given me free
watermelon though; I wonder why?
I was trying to have a quiet drink in
the Merc the other night when a
disillusioned homosexual man started
hitting on me, he said that he couldn't
get a man, so he may as well go
straight....Wait, where was I going? Oh
yeah, in order to impress me, he told me
that he knew Courtney Thorne-Smith & I
was all like, "So what! I know Rob
Cockerham!"