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"I want to laugh. More than anything that is my favorite. I have lots of great ideas, not all involving world domination. ..."
More about Meredith
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Schools (Other):
Lots and Lots and Nothing to show.
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Occupation:
Non-profit maven, Bartender
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Affiliations:
burp
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Hobbies and Interests:
music, movies, books, pinball, comics, baseball, college football
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Favorite Books:
Rule of the Bone, Master & Margarita, Buddy Holly is Alive and Well on Ganymede, Cruddy, A Confederacy of Dunces, Snow Crash, Frog and Toad Are Friends
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Favorite Movies:
Kirosawa, Kubrick, Meyers, Coen Bros, Anime, Fantastic Planet, Zombie Movies
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Favorite Music:
Sonic Youth, Pixies, Butthole Surfers, Jesus Lizard, Magnetic Fields, Badly Drawn Boy, Smog, Buzzcocks, Wire, PJ Harvey, John Lee Hooker, Howlin' Wolf, Screamin Jay Hawkins, Naked Raygun, Supersuckers, Mudhoney, Kramer, QOTSA, Ween, Cheap Trick, T Rex, Run DMC
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Favorite TV Shows:
Simpsons, Buffy, Mad TV, Wild Chicago, Svengoolie
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About Me:
I want to laugh. More than anything that is my favorite. I have lots of great ideas, not all involving world domination. Not all my habits are good. Perfect = Boring
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Who I Want to Meet:
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waking me up for school. She tried.
She always listens to my crazy
ideas....like when I wanted to start a
porn radio station. She is a special
(not in the short bus kinda way) and
incredible gal.
the movies with Meredith. Before the
movie started, she found a Twizzler
on the floor. She picked it up. She
asked if I dared her to eat it. I
said, "Yes." She held it to her lips,
put it between her teeth, and ate the
tip. I told her, "No, I changed my
mind," but she kept chewing it. She
was quite pleased with herself. I
have got to tell you, it takes a lot to
shock, appall, and impress me, and
she managed to do all three that
day. I've forgotten many major life
events since then, but I'll probably be
remembering Meredith at the movies
when I'm in the old people's home.
She is a master. Of what, I'm not
exactly sure, but that's the best kind.
She's never let me down with the
consistency of her astoundability. A
fortune cookie would say "You have a
good, strong character" to Meredith.
Also, she is pretty, and she giggles
very, very well.
whole life and as I was growing up
sometimes she would make me squeeze her
big toe and make a wish... We rock out
to Skid Row together and Quiet Riot.
Sometimes she likes to eat fish tacos.
We aren't just siblings, we're
friendsters!
Neither of these two things are
coincidental.
like to keep one in a jar by my bed.
She also has pleasant breath, pointy
ears, a shiny coat and a waggly tail.
No wait, that's not Meredith. It's
Lassie. Meredith is from Foxsketchawan
(which is the capital of Foxitoba). If
she likes you, she will send you boxes
of random cool stuff you didn't know
you had a use for. If she doesn't, you
just aren't cool. The end.
that Meredith goes gay, I'd totally
date her. In fact, I'd consider living
in sin.