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"I'm going to be a father!!!! I'm an actor and comic in NY and LA, but now I'm based out of St. Louis, MO."
More about Bill
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More About Bill
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Schools (Other):
Ritenour High School, Central Methodist University
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Occupation:
Actor/Writer
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Hobbies and Interests:
Close-up magic, improvisation, music, singing....GOD HOW I LOVE TO SING politics, craps, blackjack, and everything wrong with America
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Favorite Books:
The Stand, Carter Beats the Devil, The Bourne Identity, The Illuminatus Trilogy, You Are Being Lied To, Impro, Steal This Book, Where the Sidewalk Ends
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Favorite Movies:
Pulp Fiction, Airplane, Triumph of the Will, Buck Privates, Abbott and Costello meet Frankenstein, Amelie, The City of Lost Children, Duck Soup, My Fair Lady, Moulin Rouge, Singin' in the Rain, Reefer Madness, Dolemite
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Favorite Music:
Spade Cooley & The Western Swing Dance Gang, Link Wray, Dick Dale, Cannonball Adderly, The Collins Kids, Carole King, Little Richard, Hank Williams I, II, and III, Waylon Jennings, Ivan Rebrov, Nat King Cole, Sinatra 'n' Elvis (but who doesn't love them)
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Favorite TV Shows:
The Simpsons, Ernie Kovacs, The Honeymooners, South Park, Gulf War (Second Season Only), Meet the Press, SNL, and Any Really Dumb Game Show
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Zodiac Sign:
Leo
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About Me:
I'm going to be a father!!!! I'm an actor and comic in NY and LA, but now I'm based out of St. Louis, MO.
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Who I Want to Meet:
I'd like to meet more comics, musicians, improvisers,
magicians, pranksters, people with emotional intelligence,
world travellers, and shit disturbers.
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Testimonials and Comments for Bill
comedy and he "paints" with the
deepest shade of blue and his
canvas is an empty stage. And for the
love of God, do not FUCK with him
while he is onstage painting a
masterpiece, or you will get FUCKED
with. Do you hear me, you humorless
cunt?
you bring up Bill in conversation, people's
faces light up. I know mine does. Bill is
handsome, funny, charismatic, and always
the center of a party.- A true leo. It's a
shame he kills hobos and keeps them in his
crawl space.
magic trick in front of you and you really,
really liked it? such is the magic of Bill Chott
-- he is hope for the jaded, amusement for
the sour, and a friend to the disenfranchised.
Yay, Bill!
addition, he is also a great at water
ballet dancer. I love Bill - He loves my
cookin' and he gives good hugs. Bill
makes me feel naughty but in a good
way. Bill makes me feel pleasantly
shameful for laughing at horrible - yet
hysterical -non pc things. He's the
kinda guy you can play cards with for
hours while discuss the single bullet
theory.
Bill is not just a Man - He is a God -
not the one "upstairs, but of the gold
variety.
top 1% of all people) - BUT Bill's funny
rating is roughly 25x higher than mine.
that's off the frickin' charts.
funniest guy ever. he's like the jordan
of comedy.
i genuinely cried this summer when he
played an unintelligible space captain
in an improvised musical. i cried even
harder when he sodomized me in the flat
after that show - "be as funny as me" he
violently chanted. but i can't be as
funny as bill - so i guess he'll have to
just keep sodomizing me. i'm waiting
send me over the moon all the way to Mars.
Mountebank & Artie Smitten--I'm smitten!
And best of all, to my knowledge, Bill is not
gay. La-la-love you.
Louis, a fresh faced kid with the big lights of
Chicago shining in his corn fed eyes and since then
I've never met a more gracious, kind, insightful,
gregarious and compelling individual. More than
that though, he's a master of the setup, delivery
and execution of the funniest improv God ever
sought to put on this earth. All that and he can
sing too.
"Professor Diamond Bill Cardigan",
and soon, "America's Favorite Phony
Retard."
when I'm doing laundry. I love it when
Bill and I have conversations late at
night out of our apartment windows and
then he comes upstairs with brownies.
Mmmmm. Brownies. Mmmm. Bill.