Lucas Kimball

Hingham High, Attended 1990 - 1994, Class of 1994

Bovine University, Gizmonic Institute

Gettysburg College, Attended 1994 - 1998, Class of 1998, Bachelor's Degree, Fungineering

I Shoot Birds at The Airport

Toon Army NYC (toonarmynyc.com), Brasil, General Society of Mayflower Decendants, American Association of Kidney Patients, The D.O.O.P., Penguins Unlimited, Central Bureaucracy, The Fraternal Order of Stone Cutters, League of Uninformed Voters, The Civic Minded 5, MoveOn.org, True Majority, Numerous 12 step programs

Video Games, Music, World Travel, Movies, Cross training, Weight training, Football (soccer), Baseball, Rugby, Cooking, Boobs, Bacon, The Art of Aidan Hughes (aka Brute; www.bruteprop.com) Anti-politics, Anarchism, Gnosticism, Barbecue, Bourbon (Particularly Jim Beam, Knob Creek and Makers Mark), Ultimate Robot Fighting, Urban Exploration and Speleology, Fit Throwing Hell Rides (R.i.P. Wesley), Yelling With My Mouth Shut, Those guitars that are like "double" guitars, Guiness, Parkour/Freerunning

Richard Scary's Cars Trucks and Things That Go, On a Pale Horse, Travels With Charlie, The Grapes of Wrath, Of Mice and Men, To Kill A Mockingbird, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, On The Road, Hitchikers Guide To The Galaxy, Slaughterhouse Five, Dragonlance Chronicles, A Walk In The Woods, Che: A Revolutionary Life, A People's History of the United States, God and The State, The Secret Agent, Lies and The Lying Liars Who Tell Them, The Alphabet of Manliness

The Usual Suspects, Mitt Liv Som Hund, Duel, Yojimbo, High Plains Drifter, Cidade de Deus, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrells, Christmas Ape Goes to Summer Camp, Snatch, Goodfellas, Beetlejuice, Donnie Brasco, Trainspotting, Gorilla Squadrons 1-3, Goodtime Slim Uncle Doobie and The Great 'Frisco Freakout, Wet Hot American Summer, It's All Gone Pete Tong, The Tao of Steve, Payback, Series 7: The Contenders, Amores Perros, El Maquinista, The Motorcycle Diaries, Army of Darkness, Bubba Ho-Tep, Kung Fu Hustle, Master of The Flying Guillotine

Faith No More, Tool, Tomahawk, Fantomas, Mr. Bungle, Mike Patton, Skinny Puppy, Frontline Assembly, DJ Tiesto, Paul Van Dyk, Badly Drawn Boy, The The, Timbalada, Carlinhos Brown, Doubting Thomas, Talk Talk, Kaiser Chiefs, The Bravery, Franz Ferdinand, Noise Unit, New Order, The Who, Led Zeppelin, The Monkeytown Philharmonic, Simpsons Christmas Boogie, KMFDM, Stevie Wonder, Morphine, Say Zuzu, Sasha, Daft Punk, Underworld, NIN, David Bowie, Johnny Cash, Traveling Wilbury's, Bruce Springsteen, Huey Lews & The News, Wesley Willis, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Evil's Toy, Jesus and Mary Chain, The Cult, The Pixies, Bloc Party, Hard-Fi, The Editors, Snow Patrol, Joy Zipper, LCD Sound System, Fischerspooner, Keane, Death Cab For Cutie, Manic Street Preachers, Bloodhound Gang, Juno Reactor, We Are Scientists, XTC, Dexys Midnight Runners, Arctic Monkeys, Captain, The Advantage, The Automatic, Whatever's on BBC Radio 6

The Simpsons, Futurama, Doctor Who, Band of Brothers, Iron Chef, X-Files, Rescue Me, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Sealab 2021, Little Britain, The State, Arrested Development, Seinfeld, Northern Exposure, Dog: The Bounty Hunter, The Matell & Mars Bars Quick Enery Choc-O-Bot Hour, Liquid Television, Monkey Trauma Center, Night Boat:The Crime Solving Boat, The Tick (animated), Lost, Cidade dos Homens, My Name is Earl, The Office (both), Scrubs, Yes I watch too much TV. Got a problem with that? You can cram it with walnuts.

Sometimes I think I'm blind
But I'm maybe just paralyzed

Because the plot thickens every day
And the pieces of my puzzle keep crumbling away
But I know there's a picture beneath

Indecision clouds my vision
no one listens

Because I'm somewhere in between
My love and my agony
I'm somewhere in between
My life is falling to pieces
Somebody put me together

- Faith No More, Falling to Pieces

I love to cook as I actually find it relaxing. I have no patience for what I perceive to be idiocy. I have a ragingly ecclectic sense of humor and love to make people laugh. I'm loyal to the end and trustowrthy to a fault. I can be very outgoing and very shy, often at the same time. My favorite holiday is Guy Fawkes day. Look it up. I actually like my beer room temp as I think it tastes better. Bourbon straight up; no ice, no water and certainly no coke/sprite/ginger ale/chocolate milk or other mixer. My favorite place to be is at the top of Mount Katahdin in Maine, It's an amazing place.

People who share my interests and aren't afraid to laugh out loud.
Anyone interested in playing obstacle course croquet.
Red heads of the female persuassion.
Gillian Anderson. Agent Scully is hot!
Bruce Campbell
Whosits...and that guy who always wore a shirt.
That guy with the cowboy hat and that dead lady.
Anyone who can keep me well stocked with Walkers Smoky Bacon Crisps.

I'm looking for creative answers to the following question. Bonus points if you can tell me where I quoted it from:
"If I cut off your head, what would you say? Me and my head or me and my body?"