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"The first time we flew in, it was cheap and cramped. The vodka running out halfway across the Atlantic. Even the steward..."
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More About chris
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Schools (Other):
now the leaves are off the trees, the view is clear this time of year. and as i watch as you go out, i see the breath slide from your mouth
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Occupation:
eating the little wheats
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Hobbies and Interests:
milling on the floss, gasping
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Favorite Books:
jude the obscure
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Favorite Movies:
polanski, happiness of the katakuri's, stardust memories, swimming pool, let my puppets come, the ring, freddy vs. jason, solaris (the remake), and whit stillman stuff. especially metropolitan. also ratcatcher, jude, and young adam (in general films about impoverished people in the UK to whom extreme misfortune falls).
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Favorite Music:
gang gang dance and broadcast
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Favorite TV Shows:
i enjoy the various shows about men who ride animals. and shows about men who capture animals in order to learn about them. i also like shows where men race each other. my secret wish is to someday race in the baja.
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Zodiac Sign:
Pisces
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About Me:
The first time we flew in, it was cheap and cramped. The vodka running out halfway across the Atlantic. Even the steward screamed and joined in it. We didn't think we were going to make it. Now we're stretched out in wide, furry seats, flicking through menus. A walk to the bar and there's as much screw-top champagne as we can drink. We're so easy. Taking turns having our photos taken. Sitting in front of small windows. Decanters of cheap whiskey in our hands.
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Who I Want to Meet:
someone who is often found saying the following:
"i think it's time to for coffee."
"i think it's time for another whiskey."
"for a young man, paris in the '20's was a moveable feast."
"hey, i just bought our plane tickets."
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Testimonials and Comments for chris
I thought he had a dick wif a bra.
Let me see you do that jack off dance
for daddy. Rip makes it as hot as sex
with the jungle mans.
See him live at the 40 watt - December
19th.
want to bite him in the face.
freshmen at the ole' University. We
used to get drunk in our friends'
dormroom under the watchful eye of our
sweet but nieve RA. That was only the
beginning! Since then, I have come to
know Rippy as the awesome guy that he
is. I have seen him dance naked atop a
baptismal pool in front of a thousand
people. I've seen him pretend to have
sex with a raw fish. I've seen him in
a weenie bikini. Rippy, you ROCK!!
but a mere yawp of a boy, a wiry young
scrap of wasted potential doing best he
could to make good off the morally
bankrupt streets of Athens at night.
That unforgettable eve in late '98
(when, after hustling yet one more
overfed, underfeeling john, Rippy
defiantly cast his filth encrusted
earnings into a flaming trash can and
renounced his life of sin with a
booming chant of "Never Again!") truly
signalled a sea-change in the life and
livelihood of Mr. McElveen. Now he
stands tall, gleaming, as the man who
has single-handedly rejuvenated the
entire enterprise of broadcast cable
journalism. Kudos, Rippy; kudos.
with. Half of it is his slick style and
the other half is his facial expression,
which is both mocking and inviting at
the same time. Higgledy, piggledy.
hair, eating popcorn, listening to madonna
records, and giggling.
chris. real bad. he knows it, too.
Alas, he's in denial but is one hell of
a smooth operator.
dance floor.
literary minds of the past 100 years
(you know, the fat guy who had a thing
for booze and fishing, that chick, and
the genius who wrote all those choose
your own adventure books) and ask them
to develop their most fascinating
character they would probably tell you
that they needed more booze. Rippy
would waltz into the meeting (naturally
attracted by the scent of free booze)
and deliver one of his patented cryptic
comments. the fat guy would probably
shoot himself (again) and the other two
would start arm wrestling. rippy would
just smile, knowing how good he looked
in such tight clothing, and grab some
free alcohol then leave ... off to
bigger and better things. one time i
did something horrible to him and he
acted like he deserved it. he wrote my
first testimonial; i hope the favor has
been repaid.