Jackson Fenner

University of Tennessee Knoxville, Hartwick College, PSTCC, Ellicottville Central, Olean High, Oswayo Valley, Lompoc High School

Hartwick College, Attended 1995 - 1998, Class of 1999, Other, self inflicted brain wave mutation

Amateur sociologist, NASCARowner,Rock psychologist

PPAC, First American Bank of Christ

Breaking things, Vehicular pinball, Cliff Jumping, Fidgetting, Straightening Paper Clips, Dancin-and-a-prancin, Re-enacting urban legends, Negative fantasies, Calculating the odds, Thrift stores, Boats, Balconies, Mud Puddles, Venus Fly Traps, velcro, the outdoors, Convertibles, marshmallows, waterfalls, camping, exploring abandoned and/or burned out buildings, Ruining the curve, Extreme public sleeping, Baseball, railroad track hiking, Urban Anthropology, Caaaannonbaaaaalls, Giant Snowpeople, Spying, candy, the sound of glass on concrete, Agreeing to disagree, Drives just to drive just to drive, Silence after explosions, Cheap RocknRoll, crowds, eating off the floor, throwing rocks at moving trains, writing shitty songs, rooftops, bridges, debate, uneven sidewalks, firecrackers and bonfires, making up constellations, MSG, tree house arson, pet dentistry, never-ending bike rides, long walks off short piers, melba toast, block rocking beats, knowing all the rules, Jameson and Pale Ale

Ishmael, Running With Scissors, The Mysteries of Pittsburgh, The Snarkout Boys and the Avacado of Death, How to Eat Fried Worms, Greatest Thing Since Sliced Bread, Hitchhiker Trilogy, Wrinkle in Time, Don DeLillo, Sylvia Plath, Knut Hamsen, John Irving, Vonnegut, history, World Atlas, Almanac, Oxford Dictionary, The US Constitution

Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, Brain Candy, Eternal Sunshine..., Magnolia, Westworld, Henry Fool, Lock Stock..., American Beauty, American History X, Basquiat, Runaway Train, Beetlejuice, Enemy Mine, Mean Girls, Punch Drunk Love, Blow, Nervous Ticks, The Shining, Fargo, Motorama, Goodfellas, Fight Club, Heat, most Al Pacino, Falling Down, Brewster's Millions, Barfly, Amores Perros, Taxi Driver, That one with the killer snowmen, Rushmore, Billy Madison, Amelie, Hope and Glory, Groundhog's Day, Memento, Five Easy Pieces, True Romance, Gummo, Snatch, The Pianist, Truman Show, Go

Whiskeytown, Neutral Milk Hotel, Robinella, Pine Hill Haints, Gillian Welch, Dempseys, G. Love, Talking Heads, reggae, Lucinda Williams, doo-wop, The Sonics, Built to Spill, Pogues, Daniel Johnston, Octopus Project, Beck, The Faint, Ramones, The Cars, Kinks, Mos Def, Talib Kweli, Pete Yorn, Caesars (Palace), Camera Obscura, Sonic Youth, Bouncing Souls, subbluecollar, Dixie Dirt, Real McKenzies, Lou Reed, Zombies, J Mascis, Nas, Bitter Pills, Swingin Utters, Chuck Berry, Buddy Holly, Marvin Dioxide, Whiskey Scars, Rude Street Peters, Chopin, Daft Punk, Uncle Tupelo, Beat Happening, Aphex Twin, The Features, The Beach Boys Plane Crash, oldies, Ben Folds, Violent Femmes, Jurassic 5, Pharcyde, De La Soul, Replacements, Pixies, Wilco, GBV, old Old97's and Weezer, Morphine, The Diealones, Modern Lovers, OpIvy, Irish pub music, cats running across pianos, drums down the stairs, wind chimes, an ocean or interstate at night, creeks and streams, desperate street performers, train whistles

I know it's fashionable to hate TV but I like, Jeopardy!, Kids in the Hall, King of the Hill, Saved By the Bell, Law and Order, Full House, You Can't Do That On Television, Late Night w/ Conan O'Brien

I ache for the big city, new strangers, frozen novelties.
I want to have my daily mind blown.
I want my Knoxville socks knocked off.
Not too good at small talk, I could go a month without saying a word. I look listen read and remember. I like to hide out and be seen. I live in a Junk Drawer of one liners and could be's-- a phone booth with a bed. I am a pathlogical daydreamer, with lofty goals. Not attached to stuff, but I like to create. Oh, and like, I hate liars and fake people.

Christopher Walken, Dan Rather, Oprah Winfrey, Derek Jeter, Parker Posey, risk takers, trendsetters, derelict musicians, couch surfers, Goodwill gold diggers, Positive people with bad attitudes


Today's Overrated List:

The Life Aquatic (boring and unfunny)
Kings of Leon
Dave Chapelle
Beatles
Simpsons
Elvis Costello
Donnie Darko
Radiohead
Boondock Saints
adulthood
Family Guy
aspirin
Interpol
rhyme
The Who
Tenacious D
Tom Waits
Bob Dylan
the 80's
Million Dollar Baby
Sponge Bob
Modest Mouse
coffee shop art
pants
plumbing
PBR
Ben Stiller
The Rockwells
U2
Prince
cocaine
Guns n Roses
The Tomato Head
brakes
furniture
David Bowie
A Beautiful Mind
Will Ferrell
Jet
Coldplay
Russell Crowe
Sean Penn
Fugazi
Volkswagen Beetle
Ford Mustang
Jeep Wrangler
Harley Davidson
Jimmy Fallon