josh steinbauer

minn center for arts ed, Maryland Institute College of Art

designer (the super-fantastic kind)

zombies, pirates, unicorns, mermaids, genghis kahn, laika, ham (the astronaut), monkey and elephant artists, fucking awesome banjo players, contemporary art with any of the aforementioned.

i'm reading this alice walker book called "the temple of my familiar". so far, it's about a bunch of chick stuff which, ya know, as a dude, i find pretty gay.

so i said versus a while ago and it still rulz. but i just saw "Wild Zero". the protagonist has an easy-riding, "rock-n-roll" blood brother and the zombies kiss. when it was over i's like holy-hell, lets watch it again.

i started this bluegrass band that remakes old punk rock songs. enjoy: http://www.donnerfarms.org/shows/911.mp3 http://www.donnerfarms.org/shows/propagandhi.mp3

does war count as a tv show?

Aries

it might look like a needle, but it works like a sewing machine!!!

i'm the kind've guy who spends a little extra on
egyptian-cotton-wicked-high-thread count sheets when i get
the mattress out of the alley.

kevin used a quote from Axl, so i guess the only
noteworthy person to quote is Kevin himself when he
says, "josh there's two things i never do: fall in love or
drop a mic." he also once said, "damon, have you been
urinating in the sink?"

damon had indeed been urinating in the sink, which
was, as i recall, not the problem. but that we had two
sinks and he didn't tell us which one.

i want to date a girl with a big dog (dog must weigh in over
65 lbs) or maybe a hot mom (kid must weigh in under 65 lbs).

i'd like to meet anyone that refers to farting as "getting
the devil out" or that comes up with porn acronyms like
DWILF (dog walker i'd like to..)

i'd like to meet anyone who says stuff like, "I have solved the black hole information paradox and I want to talk about it." i'd also like to meet anyone else who washed dishes at red lobster and snuck naps in the back behind the dumpster.