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"I am a typical, fun-loving Caucasian American youth who enjoys hanging out with his many friends and is always up for any..."
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More About Ryan
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Schools (Other):
Olde Providence Elementary, Providence Day School, South Charlotte Middle School, Providence High School, North Carolina School of the Arts, School of Filmmaking
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College/University:
North Carolina School of the Arts, Attended 2001 - Present, Other, Filmmaking
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Occupation:
Medical Test Subject/Writer/Actor/Vagabond
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Affiliations:
Deadly Viper Assassination Squad, Subway 'Sub Club', VIC (Very Important Customer) Club
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Hobbies and Interests:
high fives, drinking games, good conversations, filmmaking, mexican food, road trips, hitchhiking, house parties, swimming illegally, digital art, drum machines, racking up Fitlinxx points at the Y, electric organs, poker, medical studies, library research/microfiche, coitus interruptus, urban & suburban adventures, coupons
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Favorite Books:
Time's Arrow, State By State With The State, Catcher In The Rye, Raise High The Roofbeam Carpenters, The Portable Dorothy Parker, The Best of Roald Dahl, We Regret To Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed With Our Families, The Ahh-Inspiring Bathroom Reader
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Favorite Movies:
The Shawshank Redemption, Chopper, Amores Perros, Amelie, Fight Club, 8 1/2, Trainspotting, Rushmore, The Truman Show, Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, Memento, City Of God, Boogie Nights, Swingers, Reservoir Dogs, Wet Hot American Summer, All The Real Girls
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Favorite Music:
Air, The Arcade Fire, The Beach Boys, Beck, Bjork, Blackalicious, Bright Eyes, DJ Shadow, Erlend Oye, Feist, Kanye West, Kings Of Convenience, Mates of State, Mirah, Modest Mouse, Mos Def, Outkast, The People Under The Stairs, Phoenix, Pinback, The Postal Service, Pulp, Radiohead, Rilo Kiley, Rjd2, Rufus Wainwright, Self, The Smiths, Stars, Yo La Tengo... and so on and so on and so forth
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Favorite TV Shows:
Arrested Development, The Daily Show, The State, The Office (BBC version), Chappelle's Show, Family Guy, Space Ghost Coast To Coast, Realtime, The Buckley Report
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Zodiac Sign:
Sagittarius
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About Me:
I am a typical, fun-loving Caucasian American youth who enjoys hanging out with his many friends and is always up for any suggestion that might lead to a situation where high fives are possible (see: interests).
Before you get to know me:
I am probably the fastest typer you know. I can also text message at the speed of thought, and was born with both of these powers, which have proven to be curses as well as blessings. I am admittedly a little girl crazy, however, fortunately for everyone involved, girls have proven to be more than a little crazy about me. I'm not egotistical or anything - but sometimes when I hear that someone is in love with somebody who is not me, all I can think is, "Huh?"
I have a dream to one day have a friend who is a dwarf so I could be really cool and act like he's just like everyone else, (even though he isn't). I would also like to have one friend who is a dolphin, but probably not until the technology to communicate with these underwater mammals improves.
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Who I Want to Meet:
my maker
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Testimonials and Comments for Ryan
I love the new glasses (meaning both pair).
Also, I hope everyone knows that Ryan may just become Spelling Bee champ of Brooklyn . . . in two weeks time.
who would have thought?
i did.
Ryan.
By the way, are you related to the internet porn
star Milf Hunter? His debonair social skills enable
him to pick up inhibition-less, middle-aged
women from bars or Wal-Marts, not unlike you
with dancers or Salem girls. Speaking of which,
did you find Salem girls are cautious as I did? It's
like trying to nail a frightened fawn. I'm just
sayin'...
maybe it's ok to steal those sugar free lollipops
from old people. But from a famished colony of
ants, Ryan? Peas and carrots buddy. We were
peas and carrots. . .
Bhutanese prison guards that stand outside my
cell. Sure, I'll occassionally share a witty barb
even though they don't understand english, but
mostly I fling my feces at them for sport.
shaved his head. true story.
That's really all there is to say.