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"i'm herbert. herbert squatta. i like hamsters. i have spots. and i'm HARD AS A ROCK!! squatta squatta......
i am..."
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Schools (Other):
pratt
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College/University:
Pratt Institute, Class of 2010, Bachelor's Degree, ceramics
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Occupation:
being AWESOME, rockin the kaballah like no other
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Affiliations:
the kabbalah center with britney and madonna
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Hobbies and Interests:
big penises, hamsters, polka dots, squacking, pecking, kabbalah with madonna and britney, whips, chains, handcuffs, LEATHER.
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Favorite Books:
madonna's childrens book
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Favorite Movies:
the britney spears movie and paris hilton's sex tape
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Favorite Music:
justin timberlake, britney spears, x-tina aguliera, spice girls, avril lavigne, evanescence, chevelle, hilary duff, mandy moore, ashlee simpson (basically shite music) and of course, jon bon fucking jovi.
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Favorite TV Shows:
britney's sister's sit-com. oh Jamie Lynn: use me, abuse me. Just don't drop me, i might be heart broken, or just broken.
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About Me:
i'm herbert. herbert squatta. i like hamsters. i have spots. and i'm HARD AS A ROCK!! squatta squatta......
i am amazingly awesome and i want the world to know it.you know you want me, badly. won't you please help spread the herbert around? i know that sounds like asking you to spread around a VD, but isn't it all the same anyway?
i love ashley olsen, but i HATE mary-kate! do ou see any mary kate's as my friendsters? hell no.....there's a reason for that. live on, ashley! let your sister starve to death for all i care.......
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Who I Want to Meet:
anyone who will caress my shaft...i mean, neck...i mean, shaft...i mean, soft smooth head....(i've been told i'm quite silky. there's not much out there that can be hard and soft to the touch at the same time, if you know what i mean)
my full name is herbert squatta. you know you want me..........
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don't really know what to say.. but since you sent me a testimonial, well, maybe your a cool person or more than that..
Thanks for being my friend here.
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LUV POPE SIXTUS the SIX
would go have a nice drive-by shooting
in the park. We should really get back
together sometime. Those punk-ass
bitches have forgotten about us, and now
they are encroaching on our turf. We
would have been married by now, but Im
not a fan of sea foam.
of broccoli that growns in the land that i
am from which is on some planet that i
don't know the name of but people know
where it is because i am from there even
though you just might not be
sono stonato
out, and by "hang out" i mean let's "go
comando"...simultaneously.