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Interested In:
Friends, Activity Partners
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Member Since:
Jul 2003
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Hometown:
I kick asses in Calabasas
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Austin's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/893042
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Other education:
Clown College
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Occupation:
Sumo Wrestler, Being Random
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Affiliations:
Save the Manatees Club
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What I enjoy doing:
Chillin' like a villain, FOOD, snowboarding, skiing, bowling, fishing, basketball, music, sleeping, Jesus, surfing, doodling, being a jackass, amusing myself in various idiotic ways
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Favorite Books:
What are "books"?
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Favorite Movies:
Anything with Arnold Schwarznegger, Bring It On, The Professional, Swingers, Blue Crush, Zoolander, Undercover Brotha, Tommy Boy, Deuce Bigalow Male Gigolo, Bring It On, Rush Hour, Garden State, Finding Neverland, Riding Giants, Step Into Liquid, Say Anything, Donnie Darko
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Favorite Music:
The White Stripes, Dashboard Confessional, Incubus, Coldplay, Jack Johnson, the White Stripes, Ivy, Rufio, Jurassic 5, the Roots, A Tribe Called Quest, De La Soul, Pharcyde, Blackalicious, Kanye, Gorillaz, DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE, the Postal Service, Franz Ferdinand, THE KILLERS, Stars, Rachel Yamagata, Feist, Damien Rice, The Cure, Depeche Mode, New Order, Duran Duran
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Favorite TV Shows:
Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Sportscenter, PTI, Bernie Mac Show, Jackass, the O.C., the Family Guy, 24, Best Week Ever, Nip/Tuck
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Zodiac Sign:
Cancer
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About Me:
These are my confessions.... www.xanga.com/dangeraus
Dear Friendster,
Oh my have the years flewn by since I first met you... good ol' friendster... I can't believe I still have you. I remember days when collecting friends through you who I never ever see or talk to was so much fun. It was almost better then collecting Pokemon cards! But now all the hip kids have Myspace. I was totally going to abandon you Friendster. I was totally going to join Myspace but then I realized I don't have nekked pictures of myself. Oh Friendster I'm so sorry for doubting you... and your "wholesome" stalking fun. You've been with me through thick and thin. From now on, I will pledge my allegiance to you and continue being a closet Friendster lover. Viva la Friendster!
Yours Truly,
Austin
Anyways... about me....
I'm a fat kid stuck in a skinny kid's body. Don't let my
lanky appearance fool you... I love food and food loves
me! It's true love... really.
I have scrawny chicken legs. I used to be self conscious of my
scrawny legs but now I'm not so afraid to flaunt them.
I've been told that I could be a panty hose model if I
shaved my legs and put some makeup on all the scars I have
from girls kicking me in the shins. But yeah... I
probably have better legs than you so be jealous of me.
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Who I Want to Meet:
your momma...really.
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aus is a kool kat that loves to bowl
(that's kinda neat) and this current
picture looks really cute b/c his hair
is all calvin from calvin & hobbes. aus
was my 1st b/f and he's super romantic,
so ladies...what are you waiting
for??! if you want someone that loves
Tivo, hit this dude up...
chair from his car to my house... but
he didn't help me put my dvd shelf
together and he hasn't gotten me boba
yet... so i guess i'll give him a 1/3
for gentlemanly-ness. but if he goes
out and gets cool hair like me, i'll
upgrade it to 2/3... just as a bonus :)
Austin? A nissan-toyota? ching-chong?
haha! I bet you remember that. Anyway,
he taught me how to spin the bowling
ball. His activities include: bowling
almost every Tuesday, fishing in the
summer and snowboarding during the
winter season. He's got so many things
to do, no wonder he needs an activity
partner!(prefertably a girl!) Tee
hee! He's a nice guy. I don't know
why he doesn't have a girlfriend!
*wink* In any case, Austin has always
looked so tragically hip. Yep,
tragically hip. :D
ups for when I kicked your butt in
NBA Street 2. I gotta hand it to you
though. You almost made a
comeback, but I slammed it in yo
face sucka! Hee hee. I love hanging
out with my tall pal Austin. Whenever
we go out, I always see other girls
checking him out; but when I point it
out to him, he doesn't believe me. It's
been cool seeing you at my shows
with your friends. See you at the next
one!
the picture with the likeness that is
Strongbad?!?! Are you stupid? Or
Craaaazy or something?
Get rid of that piture this instant or
else I might have to get medieval on
your hiney.
In real life though, Austin really does
have a golden aura surrounding his
body. Many think that it is the ghost
of his dead pigeon come back to haunt
him.
Austin is a tall man. Much like his
pigeon. Well actually his pigeon was
not very tall, but you get the idea.
He's the kind of person that totals
cars for fun and likes to injure
himself on the ski slopes.
Ladies, he is loaded with cash $$ So
hit him up.
Until next time !
like Ausama bin Laden, FabulAus...But
I think the one that fits him best
is "Oh Daddy, spank my Ass-tin."