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      • Erica
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      • Erica
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      • My Favorite!!!!!!!!!!!!
      • Timothy
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      • John's understanding of the absurd and
        sublime aspects of Orson Welles' touch
        of evil have won my undying respect.
      • Mike
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      • jon is a way back homie from those idealistic
        years of education (wasted) in bucholic
        storrs. i've occassionally run into him in our
        underemployed nyc workdays but the most
        poignant recent sighting was as a sideburn
        model in a year and a half old gq mag i
        found in a waiting room. you cant front john,
        I know that was you. back in the day i had
        difficulty not calling him enzo. word.
      • Chris
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      • I'll never forget the time that John
        came into my room at 4am with a
        hachet in one hand and a dead
        squirrel in the other and tells me that
        he "feeds on the blood of the
        innocent". Great guy, though.
      • David
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      • i've known "dirty johnny" for about a
        year, and he's a real fucking tool. I'm
        not kidding, he's got an iq of 3 and
        the face of an ass.
      • Jenny
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      • John is that rare type of genius who
        makes you sure he's going to drop the
        ball- right before he dunks it on your
        head and you see see stars.
        He's got more style than a room full
        of rappers and he hears music in rush
        hour traffic.

      • Olguimar
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      • John is a good friendy; I give him
        thumbs up. He likes to contemplate his
        surroundings in absolute silence:
        sometimes it's creepy, other times, it
        makes you feel important, like you
        could be the next star in one of his
        films. His seafood stew has that
        mediterranean flair that even the
        biggest hick in this country could
        appreciate. I love you Johnnycakes!
      • Kathy
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      • Just back the fuck off bitches, he's taken.

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