BigFuckingSwede Hollinghurst

C E Jordan High, Attended 1988 - 1992, Class of 1992

School Of Rock, School of Hard Knocks, Sexaholics Anonymous (If there is a better place to pick up the ladies then you let me know)

lions tamed, beer consumed, virgins converted 24-7

The Wreckin Crew, Power Drinkers Without Borders, Senor Moron Club, mybrothertherockstar

Drinkin', Smokin, Shotgunning Beers, Attempting to get into bars and Rock Shows armed with a funnel and a lounge chair so i can sit right up front and drink my beers the way they were meant to, In three seconds or less

This Side Of Paradise, Anna Karenina, Cavalier and Clay, Crime and Punishment, God of Small things, Hamlets Mill, Fingerprints of the Gods, American Gods

Lord Of The Rings Synched With Coheed and Cambria, Van Wilder, Harold and Kumar, those porn movies your mom made in college (its alright she was young she needed the money)

Rocky Votolato, Owen, Coheed and Cambria, The Good Life, Crooked Fingers, Qatsi, Brand NEw, Taking Back Sunday, The 101, Songs:Ohia, Motion City Soundtrack, Nick Cave, The Streets, Silverstein, Ted Leo, Jens Lenkman, Brian Jonestown Massacre, Jenoah, Holy Ghost, Pilot To Gunner, Uncle Tupelo

Blind Date, Elimidate, Antiques Roadshow (i am always hoping the heirloom is a reproduction and that grand pa sold the real one for liquor), Buffy, Frasier, TLC & DISC (but no remodelling shows)

I want to meet all the cool people, and if you think you are cool then I probably don't want to hang with you. so take off that damn trucker hat put down your brooklyn lager and learn how to drink your beer the right way. In three seconds or less. Hey they won't let you funnel beer in a music venue, but you can shotgun it. And if your lady gets mad cuz you sprayed her then you should just get rid of her cuz any lady who does not want to be sprayed with beer is so not cool, i mean if they have beer on them, you canlick it off then you get the two best things at once, drinking from a beer on a lady. And i don't want to hang out with those guys who are all looking hip and cool with their hip two sizes to small clothes. Listen up the ladies want to do the boot scoot, they do not want to worry if you are gonna have an aneurism on the dance floor. As for the ladies, well i want to meet someone who is down with getting crazy. Thats right crazy, if we are gonna hang out you had better get some sleep cuz its gonna be crazy. No we are not going to get a nice dinner, we are gonna get something lite cuz around 8pm we punch the clock. Thats right we have an eight hour working day of drinking ahead of us. Sure we will take a coffee break but only for espresso, four shots and then we move on to the next bar. If you are lucky we will go back to whomever's house and I am gonna turn the lights down low so you know I mean business. In the morning I will bring you coffee and we can reintroduce ourselves.

5'11 blonde hair, blue eyes, a 170 pound force that will not be stopped cannot be stopped. I can stop an nyc cab with the power of my mind. I can drink a fifth of vodka and blow legal on the breathalizer 2 hours later! If you are at a bar or a rock show I am the guy having all the fun that you are probably to cool to have, and so are my friends because we are all down with getting crazay.