""THIS IS A TOAST.... 2 US... FOR THE MEN WHO HAVE US, THE LOSERS WHO HAD US, AND THE LUCKY BASTARDS WHO WILL MEET US!! SEND THIS ONLY TO PRETTY LADIES INCLUDING THE ONE WHO SENT IT TO YOU. You have been hit. You have been considered One of the 20 prettiest girls on my friends list. Once you have been hit, you have to hit 20 pretty girls. If you get hit again you know your really pretty. If you break the chain you'll have UglyNess for 10 years. So hit 20 pretty girls on your friends list and let them know they are pretty.
Ok, so this one time "Mei-Mei" and I went to the Grand Canyon on one of our many family trips and this crazy girl almost PUSHED ME OFF THE EDGE! There's this picture of our entire family and you can totally tell that I had just spent the past five minutes crying. Anyways, Jen and I used to always do the most retarded things and we'd always get into trouble......... well, we'd get eachother into trouble. I have this really old tape of her singing a New Kids On The Block song so if any of you guys ever need something to hold over her head, message me and I'll mail you a copy of the tape. Jen's one of the most hillarious people I know and it's great to see that she's one of the few ladies i know who sitll keep it real. She's always herself and I cry myself to sleep at night because we don't live a hop and a skip away anymore. I love this girl. YOU'RE MY FAVORITE CUZ JEN!
morgan, morgan, morgan...
Takeshimaya punch
shaving cream cheeks (Zzzzz)
Hmmm, I wonder which one of those Kris doesn't know about?