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Interested In:
Dating Women, Friends, Activity Partners
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Member Since:
Jul 2003
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Hometown:
Harlingen
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Eli's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/895152
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Other education:
Art Institute of Dallas
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Occupation:
lead artist
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What I enjoy doing:
art
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Favorite Books:
graphic novels, comics
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Favorite TV Shows:
iron chef, adult swim, mr.show, simpsons, family guy, tenacious d, buffy, history channel, tlc, discovery channel, MSTK3000, cartoon network
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About Me:
"I drank what?" -Socrates
AIM: robotboots
ICQ: 331358224
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Who I Want to Meet:
Tina Fey
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floating hands and running shoes on a
grand quest to locate sauce in New York
city. Actually he's a lot like a top
secret government plan to bend time into
the shape of a sword that can only be
weilded by the one true master; "Dave".
Ok no he's like a bag of gerbils. No,
thirteen bags of gerbils with a hundred
baloons tied to each bag. Ok wait, I
got it, he's like an intergalactic space
pimp turned drag queen and his/her only
hope is to re-marry his/her counsin
Shvenson Peebles before the rock of
Kah-Plagh causes Centuri IV to collapse
into a black hole killing millions... of
hyperintelligent ants who build mounds
in the shape of Elvis because the
believe that he is their one true god,
ant, king.
I like Eli to 11.
down just for fun because if I had balls he
would try to bust mine all the time...wait that
didn't come out right...
You gotta respect a man who isn't afraid to
borrow your TOTAL GYM 2000 in order to
build a strong, faster, better robot knee.
I love him even though he gives me the
hairy eyeball constantly.
shows.
But she plays pool better
with my spork. and i mean a lot. be a
man. geez.
who will do ANYTHING to get on your
friend list. So either -beware- or ask
for something expensive in return!
Much like myself he spent some of his
younger years in south texas. He's a
whorrid spellar ;) & almost as good as
me at bowling. -Ok well I really don't
know about his bowling abilities.. but
I shall challenge him someday....
always busting balls left and right.
Iron Chef knows that eli is the guy
who switched his soy souce with 10W40.
I really think that eli is a brainiac
but i can't tell him that because he
might think I am hitting on him. I
sure am glad that he drinks now, I
don't feel like a loser any more.
returned somehow not quite the same.
Or maybe that wasn't him. But it
doesn't matter b/c that person
represents all that is Eli.