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- Male, 35, Single
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Interested In: Activity Partners
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Member Since: Jul 2003
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Location: Austin, TX
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Hometown: Philadelphia, PA
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College: New York University
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Company: IBM, Microsoft, Halliburton, Disney, GM, Nasdaq, Citi, etc.
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"I completely lack self control. I am ruled by compulsive behaviour. I like to pick fights in bars and getting locked up. I..."
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Schools (Other):
Harvard, Yale, Princeton, Oxford, Johns Hopkins University, Julliard
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College/University:
New York University, Attended 1992 - 1996, Class of 1996, Bachelor's Degree, film
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Occupation:
David Alan Grier
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Affiliations:
Illuminati, Freemasons, Knights Templar, Band of the Hand
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Hobbies and Interests:
Kurt Russel, Tim Robbins, Susan Sarandon, Goldie Hawn, Melanie Griffith, Antonio Banderas, the unspeakable vice of the Greeks
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Favorite Books:
Totally JTT! (Biography of Jonathan Taylor Thomas), Dream Guy (Biography of Kirk Cameron), Choose your own adventure books, Baby Sitter's Club, etc.
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Favorite Movies:
Barely Legal, Bridges of Madison County, Deep Inside Ginger Lynn, Mickey Blue Eyes, KAZZAM!, My Giant, The Other Sister, Untamed Heart, I Am Sam, Spermy Mustaches
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Favorite Music:
Stuff that starts off all quiet then gets all loud.
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Favorite TV Shows:
On The Air with Ryan Seacrest, Good Day Live, MoPo, ones that show animals fucking
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Zodiac Sign:
Leo
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About Me:
I completely lack self control. I am ruled by compulsive behaviour. I like to pick fights in bars and getting locked up. I have an awesome mustache and giant muscles, that's why I never wear a shirt. I am of some kind of weird ethnicity- nobody can tell what I am.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Abraham Lincoln, The Fonze, Ghandi, Benjamin Franklin and young ladies of the night. Chicks With Dicks, Horny Preggos, annoying assholes, homos, lesbos, free hand jobs.
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Testimonials and Comments for Brendon
a hell of an improv comic too. Throw out an
occupation, a location, and a music genre and he
always has a preprepared bit about it! Jimi
Hendrix as a gynecologist in Timbuktu!? I almost
peed my pants when he played a naughty "air
guitar"! There's no off switch, so get ready to
laugh! Reminds me a lot of an older, less
experienced Robin Williams.
let me see... it was summer of '97, and
everything was so...magical. he was so
caring, so tender. he made me feel like I
was the only person on the planet. And the
jokes!! Listen up, ladies, Brendon is a hoot!
I foolishly told myself that we were meant to
be--soulmates joined by a love of theatre
and Kerbey Lane pancakes. I knew that
things would change after he started
hanging out with spics, but I didn't think he'd
become such a different person!! After that,
the Brendon I knew, love and trusted had
become an entirely different person. I guess
character comes from the inside, y' know?
I miss you, B.W. You can call me when you
stop taking jobs for less wages.
my own pee hole. With your fist.
word "perioding" when everyone knows it
was ME...apparently he is funny, i
don't know about that, but i DO know
that does a mean garfield
impersonation!
oh! and worry not my friend i had my
bugle cleaned, i had a feeling you put
it in your butt-hole...it must have
been the drugs...
Drink some poop!
Brendon make the funny funny, heeyah!
sees me. So, I love him like I do my
own brother.