• Laruocco Ruocco

      "8/2004 if You haven't bought my new book by now, you're Fucked up. Support My Habit (AssCrack) ... order the new book..."

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      • Sprague
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      • Vincent
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      • How best to describe or praise
        Laruocco?! No easy task. Hauntingly
        charming, she has an air about her
        liking to a mischevious imp or
        cheurbim -- or more likely a will-o-
        wisp that simply grew tired of luring
        lost travellers to their deaths in
        quicksand. She has always been a
        magnet for the strange, and that
        strange is common beside her light.
        It is a refreshing constancy that
        meeting up with her after so many
        years the same things are suddenly
        evoked. I would follow her and gape
        stupidly until I was slain anyday! After
        hanging out with La even once, you
        should have a profound
        understanding of how creatures like
        the angler fish could have evolved.
        I'm so terribly fond of her!
      • mmh
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      • hi laruocco. you are too fast for/with
        words, but right now i think maybe you
        are like a big tray of cupcakes w/lots
        of frosting & glittersugar & lit
        sparklers? but more nutritious or
        something. you have to be a big tray or
        pretty serving platter of cupcakes so
        that way ppl can--ah, no not eat you. i
        just think you are big & multiple &
        more than many ppl smushed together. in
        a good way, cuz cake is great you know?
        & you are lots of them right now
      • Phil
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      • What can I say* about La Ruocco that
        hasn't already been said here? <--That's
        probably already been said here. La
        Ruocco is fresh and exciting when so
        much is played and dull. She is one of
        the truest and rockingest art stars ever
        to take a stage on the Lower East Side.
        Being her friend is both intellectually
        exhilarating and fun, fun, fun. She's so
        bubbling over with talent that she's,
        bubbling, but bubbling like a bubble
        machine, not like a tea kettle. See her
        perform if you ever get the chance. Buy
        her books no matter what.

        * This testimonial, though emanating
        from the mouth/hands of the
        collaborator/editor/videographer/guy of
        La Ruocco's upcoming documentary video
        project, is entirely authentic and
        without networking-related
        praise-inflation. This can be verified
        independently through those friendsters
        she and I share, who will tell you that
        she is basically amazing and I am
        basically honest.
      • Cereal Killer
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      • Oh my God! this girl is f*cking
        cool... can i say that on here?
        anyway... just received her book a few
        days ago and she is possibly a
        genius... i mean, i am jealous... hope
        my publishing efforts turn out as
        well... keep rockin girl...
      • Barrie
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      • Laruocco is so nice and not at all mean
        like writer-heroes sometimes can be. I'm
        cuckoo for Laruocco puffs....
      • Mary
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      • Laruocco is like Trent Reznor and
        Eminem put together (plus one seriously
        perky set of tits-- no wonder she's
        compelled to autophotograph.) One flaw
        though-- a tight Ilio Psoas. Probably
        from all that deep giggling. Her pink
        emails brighten my day. Oh yeah, she's
        also a total genius and you should buy
        her book/s if you haven't already.
      • David
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      • A literal force of nature, and an
        endless font of creativity. She's
        brilliant, charming, and more than a
        little bit dangerous.
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      • Who doesn't love Laruocco? She laughs, i laugh, we
        all laugh. Not that I ever know what we are laughing
        about, but Laruocco does. At least i think she does.
        Seriously, I sweat laruocco. She promised to get me
        a VIP pass so I could meet "my booty" and I am
        counting the days. I love you, chica!
      • sIM'One
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      • co-patriot of mine.
        i picked up the book document zippo when i
        was working in this lesbian bookstore where
        everyone hated me cuz i was apolitical and
        shaved my armpits. i'd sit and read and escape
        into it. i'm still a zippo addict. i've unfortunatly
        never seen LA perform onstage and always
        wanted to. i missed the boat and i wasn't on
        the boat. when i met her, i couldn't take my
        eyes off her.. she reminded me of a poisonous
        frog with a white face and a knowing
        expression. much later after meeting her i
        discovered she wrote zippo and i flipped.
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