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Tiffany Black
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Interested In:
Just looking around
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Member Since:
Jul 2003
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Hometown:
alamo ca
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Tiffany's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/899171
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Other education:
the school of rock
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Occupation:
sparkle ranger
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Affiliations:
troops of motley bears
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What I enjoy doing:
spiraling, separating, spotted wellingtons, closing circles opening, heat, movement at a stand still momentarily.
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Favorite Books:
what ever i inherit
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Favorite Movies:
respiro, billy elliot, petes dragon, almost famous, .shipping news and my life as a dog, wings of desire, plunkett and mclane, the graduate, never cry wolf, the black stallion, j. c. super star, donnie darko, + wes anderson is neat as can be....
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Favorite Music:
kate bush-journey-t.waits-trex-nick cave-the new elliot smith is neat-dep.mode-etc
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Favorite TV Shows:
six feet under
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About Me:
im loud, im a wet blanket of warm water,a puddle splasher,a dooder,and i want to get you in trouble,
and me too, then ill run away,
and look at you from above,
a real silly head.
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Who I Want to Meet:
i need not look they are all around me.
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greasy french fries, and we are now
friends for life
does the punishment fit the crime?
the ability to transform the most
mundane into an exciting adventure fit
for the deadliest of pirates. she will talk
to anyone, say anything that is on her
mind, and will make you laugh until you
feel you might keel over and die. one of
the finest, and most talented individuals
i have ever had the pleasure of
knowing, i trust her to be able to
understand even my darkest of sides.
she is real, and is a no-holds-barred
type of lady. she simultaniously
embodies grace and intelligence with
the most quirky eccentricities. A bad-
ass, brave, heartfelt women that will
impress you, even if it is only one
moment that you spend in her
presence. a true social coordinator,
there is never a dull moment in the
company of tiffany.
"dooders" and get away with it??
much. She thinks that I deleted her
Testimonial for me, but that's a bald-
faced lie .. one, undoubtly,
perpetrated by the current
Administration in their attempts to
cover up their mishandling of the
Irag "situation".
Anyway, I'm going to be in the Bay
Area in about a month and I will have
to hurt people if Tiff and I can't
hang out. Only problem I see is
finding the all night bars that were
our homes in Prague .. hopefully Tiff
can help with that ;)
If you know Tiffany, you are one of
the luckiest people in the world. If
you don't, fawk off.
good. You are well rested. You approach
Tiffany for a trade: 60 bullets, 2 oxen,
1 wagon wheel, 1 wagon tongue and 30
pounds of meat in exchange for food.
Then you have to hire an Indian guide to
ford a river.
the first place. Especially after I peed near
the taco truck. I was stoked at first, but it kind
of turned out to be like putting your mouth on
the open end of a hot air balloon.
Everything's cool, then you fill up with all the
air and you turn into a balloon yourself. You
hold your breath because you know you'll
rocket away on a huge fart noise if you
speak. Plus, she was busy all the time
inventing the flying wheelchair.
actually have a constructive experience
w/at the mall . a systematic top to
bottom method, carefully scanning,
judging, weighing each window--each
portal- to another dimension/world.
these are the way things are done, in a
selective process consisting of the
highest social values in our
contemporary echelon. modern fashion
which is built upon knowledge and quests
is this young lady's hierarchy. a
hierarchy sheme that cannot shouldnot
and willnot be replaced (in the
foreseeable future, that is). and yet
but when we arrive at the bottom of the
staircase, defeated and deflated from
the climactic dropping of foreign
currency, an exasperating sigh is
exhaled. and we look at one anther, and
smile, becasue everything is all right.
knowing that we were not seduced or
conned into purchasing superfluous
paraphenelia, which would only serve to
accessorize the ego, not the body.
yes, this is the experience i've had
with her. . . .
ooze solidified and the first of
multicelled organisms arose to conquer
the lands, I met Tif. We were
companion amoebas lost in a sea of
anonymity, drawn to each other like
magnets across the seas of the moon.
We united, formed our alliance against
the vast proletariat slime and invoked
the first of many revolutions of the
protolifed. In the time since, we have
arisen with our brethren to stalk the
world as vast behemoths, quite similar
to Cthulu and his family.
Oh, an shee hats it wen pepol spel rong
inn testeemoneeals. Wurd.
Seriously, Tiff rules .. she's a great
person, a truly free spirit who is an
inspiration to all who meet her. I
look forward to knowing her for a very
long time.
hostile and war-torn land of Western
Sahara. I had been abducted by the
local militia while transporting
stingray missles and ammunition to the
freedom fighters in the south. For
several weeks I was interned in a small
roofless cell, the equatorial sun
beating down, with little food or water.
Things were not looking very good for
me, the potential for escape slim to
none. But then tiffany arrived, arrested
for chewing gum after curfew, and took
up residence in the adjacent cell. Over
the course of the next fortnight we
communicated via morse code, tap tap
taping on the walls and designed an
inticate plan of escape involving a
fork, rope made from the hem of
Tiffany's djalaba and three grams of
hashish bought off a one of the guards.
Having escaped we fled to the Czech
Republic, where we now pass the days
drinking budvar, pilsner, and when the
mood is right tinctures of wormwood and
sugar.
and crawled across my earthen body all
the way over to the sweat lodge where
she was spotted by a confused hillary.
and if i do remember correctly, she was
without shoes. ah, just one of those
many family camp memories.