When you're with Erin, you could learn
a facinating, yet disgusting, fact
that you will soon be compelled to
tell everyone you know. There's
always a new interest as anyone who
knows Erin will hear about. She's
always my best friend, even if it's
been years since I stepped in her
cat's barf or smelled her stinky feet.
Don't worry Tibby, you are my best
friend too. But NO NEW BEST FRIENDS!
a facinating, yet disgusting, fact
that you will soon be compelled to
tell everyone you know. There's
always a new interest as anyone who
knows Erin will hear about. She's
always my best friend, even if it's
been years since I stepped in her
cat's barf or smelled her stinky feet.
Don't worry Tibby, you are my best
friend too. But NO NEW BEST FRIENDS!