• Amy Funkenstein

      "lively, energetic, honest, occasionally witty, fun, comfortable with myself, self-criticizing but not self-depricating,..."

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      • Susanna
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      • when amy and i were growing up, our
        dads were best friends, our moms were
        best friends, and we were best
        friends. it was one of those. then in
        high school we got real different: I
        wore tatters from thrift stores that i
        thought looked cool but in fact just
        looked filthy, whereas amy's goal was
        to appear "clean" and "healthy." clad
        in jcrew polarfleece, she would
        routinely ransack my closet, stealing
        and disposing of anything she termed
        slovenly (leaving me with like, a pair
        of socks). AND THEN!!! Four years
        later we're at separate colleges and
        she calls me: "OK you were right. fuck
        preppy. where was preppy at ellis
        island? girls like us should embrace
        our bread-begging heritage rather than
        deny it with camel-colored cableknit.
        oh hey by the way i kept all those
        clothes i stole from you in high school
        and now i wear them all the time and
        you're not getting them back ever."
        what i'm trying to say: amy f is a
        fucking thief and liar. however, she
        is totally hot and hilarious. her wry,
        sharp-as-hell humor is evidence not
        only of her brilliance and insight but
        also of a cool confidence that's almost
        inhuman. so while you will never be
        able to approximate what amy and i
        share, you need to try. but like i
        said, you'll fail.
      • Sabre
      • Posted
      • Amy is one of the hippest chicks I
        know. Whether we are slummin' it and
        hanging out in walmart or whoopin' it
        up and rock and roll sushi...I always
        know we will have fun. She's not
        afraid to tell it like it is and she
        has always impressed me with her
        devotion to helping her friends. She
        rocks!
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