Friends

May 2004

Oklahoma City

Clay Pigeon Ceramic Studio

http://profiles.friendster.com/9014315

Pepperdine University, University of Oklahoma, NYU, Academy of Art, Architecture and Design in Prague

Paintbrush Holder

The Avant Guide To Prague, but I'm mostly a magazine girl

Flirting With Disaster, Annie Hall, The Incredible Shrinking Woman, Harold & Maude, Flight of the Navigator, Amelie, Alvin and The Chipmunks Adventure, Annie, Troop Beverly Hills, The Sound of Music and almost any documentary

Flaming Lips, Starlight Mints, Metered Spirits, Neutral Milk Hotel, Stereolab, Life Without Buildings, Bishop Allen, The Kinks, The Cure, Stereo Total, Sonic Youth, Serge Gainsbourg, Donovan, The Innocence Mission, Neil Young, Pixies, Belle & Sebastian, Bob Dylan, Architecture in Helsinki, The Smiths, The Beatles, Duran Duran, Rilo Kiley, Cat Power, New Order, Haley Bonar

Doogie Howser, M.D., Desperate Housewives, The Sopranos, Six Feet Under, The Wonder Years, Arrested Development, The Isaac Mizrahi Show, Golden Girls, Dweezil & Lisa, Supermarket Sweep, Local Access Channel, The Cosby Show

I am in love with my favorite friend named David. We like to eat fake meat and drink lots of red wine or beer, or mixed drinks, or alcoholic liquids. I don't like the word "liquids". I am a very sleepy girl and chew in my sleep with a big smile. I am not very physically active, however despite what many may think I can run very, VERY fast. I also tap dance when I'm happy...or drunk. I grew up in a family of six kids thinking I was the "autistic" one until realizing my parent's speech impediments and that they were only praising me for enjoying painting and drawing. I also have many phobias which include being deathly afriad of animals that jump too high, run too fast and are small enough to fit in my mouth, for the obvious reason. Another is my fear of anything and everything poking me in my eye (which is why I, and everyone else, should wear protection). I am also incredibly afraid of the dark. Recently it has come to my attention that I enjoy posing with mannequins and inanimate objects. Looking back on recent and not-so-recent pictures, this seems to have more than an ounce of truth to it. After annalyzing this strange and embarassing fact, I realized what it was that had put the idea and hope in my head. it stems from "Today's Special". Remember, that nickelodeon show about the tweed loving mannequin (in a department store in the 80's) who comes to life when his plaid hat falls off of his head? It also involved "Muffy" the mouse? Well, anyway, I think I'm somehow trying to see if I can get them to come alive. Or to look at me. Damnit, just a wink would do it for me! Gosh.

Amy and David Sedaris