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"ATTENTION. I have pretty much abandoned Friendster.
You may find me at myspace.com/josephstearns
"Nothing is true,..."
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Schools (Other):
The Roeper School, Midvale Elementary School, West Maple Middle School, Cranbrook Theater School, Wylie E. Groves High School, Detroit Country Day School, Hartwick College, Boston University, University of Detroit, honorary University of Michigan, Columbia College Chicago
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Occupation:
impresario, thespian, bon vivant
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Affiliations:
The Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn, Boy Scouts of America, Dita von Teese fan club
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Hobbies and Interests:
fly fishing, Shakespeare, fashion, classical and baroque music, theatre, comic books, toys, guitars, Dita von Teese, e. e. cummings, edged weapons, whisky, science, conciousness, Louise Brooks, kitties, trying to make things move with my mind, COBRA!, true blackest evil
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Favorite Books:
Kurt Vonnegut, Bret Easton Ellis, Mark Twain, Phillip K. Dick, Arthur C. Clarke, Robert Anton Wilson, Michael Moorcock, Catch-22, Moby Dick, Dune, The Once and Future King, A Confederacy of Dunces, All Quiet on the Western Front, W.S. Burroughs, Ian Fleming's spy series, the Elric saga, Asimov's Foundation trilogy, Oscar Wilde, Robert E. Howard, H.P. Lovecraft...Y:The Last Man, Planetary, Sandman, Preacher, The Ultimates, on and on...
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Favorite Movies:
A Clockwork Orange, Casablanca, The Magnificent Seven, Das Boot, Highlander, The Red Shoes, All About Eve, The Blues Brothers, Velvet Goldmine, Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!, The Hunger, 28 Days Later, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Flash Gordon(1980), Star Wars, Freaks, 24 Hour Party People, anything Akira Kurosawa, anything Terry Gilliam, and ALL things David Lynch
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Favorite Music:
David Bowie, The Cure, Nick Drake, Robyn Hitchcock, White Stripes, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Cat Power, Gillian Welch, Keren Ann, Interpol, Echo & The Bunnymen, Joy Division, New Order, Wire, Nick Cave, Beatles, The Church, My Bloody Valentine, PJ Harvey, The Sundays, Azure Ray, Cocteau Twins, This Mortal Coil, The Clash, Love and Rockets, Bauhaus, Roxy Music, Gary Numan, Marilyn Manson, Skinny Puppy, The Sisters of Mercy, Lloyd Cole, Swans, The Replacements, Black Metal: (Emperor, Immortal, Darkthrone, Gorgoroth, Carpathian Forest, Bathory) JS Bach
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Favorite TV Shows:
Kids in the Hall, Twin Peaks, The Prisoner, Space:1999, The Simpsons, Star Trek(all incarnations except Voyager), Carnivale, Battlestar Galactica, Penn & Teller's Bullshit!, West Wing, Kung Fu, Sealab 2021, South Park, Young Ones, Red Dwarf, Twilight Zone, Mr. Show, Disinformation
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Zodiac Sign:
Aquarius
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About Me:
ATTENTION. I have pretty much abandoned Friendster.
You may find me at myspace.com/josephstearns
"Nothing is true, everything is permitted" -Hassan i Sabbah
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Who I Want to Meet:
They're all dead...or fictional. Sigh.
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Testimonials and Comments for Joe
out.. i got really sick. it wasn't pretty..
1975. My species was en route to the
Planet Earth to drop me off at my host
family's house. We were in a holding
pattern over Madhell, and from a
viewing monitor I saw this infant boy
screaming to Napalm Death records
and setting fire to neighborhood
treehouses from the surface below. I
thought "this must be what it's all about"
and, through the use of The Force,
swiftly drove my incubator into a nearby
escape pod and entered the Madhell
system. Upon landing, Joe had just
finished scorching his 15th treehouse
for the day. He stopped, looked his
work, wiped the sweat from his infant
brow and said "time for some whiskey."
He then heard a tiny inquiring
voice. "What's... whiskey?" Joe turned
around and saw the child in the
incubator and passing no judgement on
this interesting phenomena, Joe gave a
hearty laugh and said "I'll show you, my
boy!" We were seperated for 27 years
after tha
things back in the day. Streaking a
married couple as the groom carried his
wife acros the threshold may be the
fastest ticket to hell we have, but at
least we've enjoyed the ride. All
around a cool intersteing cat, and man
can this guy sing. Can't wait to get
to Chi town and see you in a play dog.
Werd.
shot of some oddly named liquor and so
that makes him my new lifelong friend!
Wow...am I really that easy?
were more interested in cartoons. Equal
parts fiery passion and a desire to
make you laugh until it becomes
physically painful. Actually, the
evolution of humanity could end with
Joe and I wouldn't complain. I wouldn't
be saying to myself, "Yeah, that Joe's
great, but I'd better wait for
something worse to come along.
many years now. He's "very creative," like his
mom says, and really smart. Usually things
that are too weird or embarassing for me to
tell most people, I can tell Joe. He's a great
actor and a great singer. I was honored to
have him sing at my wedding. He's also really
really funny and appreciates hearing a good
joke. Joe knows more about Judaism than
most Jews. When we were in high school we
wished we could be like the vampires in the
Anne Rice books. When we were at his house
and we broke something, we'd just hide it. I
sucked Joe's cock once. One time Joe had a
knife that I sold him in one of his bags and his
mom borrowed the bag without finding the
knife and when she was at the airport the
security guys found the knife and gave Joe's
mom a very hard time. Joe's dad is named Joe.
Joe's Dad Joe used to be an urban planner but
now he makes kick-ass shit out of wood.
When Joe was a kid he owned three - count
'em, THREE - ninja suits. When we were
sixteen we lit a giant smoke bomb under the
board walk in Ocean City, NJ. We used a
cigarette as a fuse so by the time it went off
and people started freaking out Joe and I were
nearby, looking casual and eating pizza. I
think Joe is the only one of my friends who
also likes Kurt Vonnegut. Joe's cat is named
Donut. Joe's my bro.