Kevin Merryman

School of Hard Knocks

Ohio State University - Columbus, Attended - , Class of , Other

Computer lab monitor, but I'm very inconsistent

BOOOOOOOOBIES!

Please Kill Me: The Uncensored History of Punk Music, Shock Value, The Club Dumas, I'm not a big reader (culturally defiant sucka!)

The Big Lebowski, The Usual Suspects, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, The Goonies, Tunafishin' '87, Airheads, Waiting for Guffman, Wet Hot American Summer, This is Spinal Tap, pretty much anything with Bill Murray

New Wave, Kinks, Glovebox Pantry, Dirtbombs, Ramones, Rage Against the Machine, Kool Keith, Richard Hell, Devo, Lou Reed, David Bowie, Cure, RJD2, AC/DC, Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Creedence, Stooges, Beck, Dead Kennedys, Eazy E, Television

Mr. Show with Bob and David, Family Guy, Upright Citizens Brigade, The Young Ones, Mystery Science Theater 3000, The Simpsons, Get a Life, The Andy Dick Show

Hmmm, I look like Fat Elvis. My birthday is Groundhog's
Day,
a source of many years of torture from schoolmates. I
prefer anything vinyl to CDs (To quote Lil' Davy Cross
"People were not meant to hear music in such clarity, we
were meant to hear those pops and snaps and all that
shit"). I hate mean people. I love nice people. I'm content
with kinda-nice kinda-mean people. I'm not a huge partier,
though I can dance like nobody's business, even while not
drunk, making all those drunk dancing people jealous. Not a
huge drinker either, not by choice however, as beer tastes
like piss, but I'm getting used to it. I like writing long
"About Me" parts of profiles. I want to become a television
producer when I grow up, although going to a college
without
a TV and Film major does hinder that quite a bit.
I looooooove free horsey rides. I like starting sentences
with the word "I". Fin.

Girls with frizzy, brown hair, the smarts of Einstein, the fingers of Beethoven, David Lee Roth's talk show in their brain, and medium-sized boobies (because anything bigger than a handful, you're risking a sprained thumb). Oh, and I have to be able to re-animate her from a barbie doll so she can shower with me.