this one time, when we were in china,
kelly and i were drinking snake wine.
so, i jokingly dare kelly to eat the
snake! this isn't like eating the worm
in tequila either. she took a bite out
of it...
the lesson: dont dare her to do stuff!
or maybe it's DARE her to do
stuff..its really funny!
Kelly once had a worm live in her
stomach for 2 months
called "Gerardio". He was a hairy,
burping Italian clubber worm that went
on a two month bender - drinking her
liquor, doing her drugs... Eventually
Gerardio started a full-on dance club
in her stomach called "Bowel". One
time Gerardio peeked his head out of
her ass and asked me to dj the party in
her stomach but I couldn't get
in......cuz I wasn't dressed properly.
WANTED-Partner in crime, one that can party
till dawn and go to work at the lawfirm
wearing her pajama pants, one that can pal
around with me till 5 am doing a jigsaw
puzzle while having a wine tasting, one that
can belch the sound of music songs on
ambien at the top of her lungs!!!!! One that
can somersault off a horse as well as the bar
in my kitchen!!!!!! One that csn look at the
busted stripper and scream to each other
"This is Perfect!" THAT'S MY KELLY!!! ONE OF
MY BESTEST BUDS EVER AND TRAVELIN
COMPANION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
she's sings, she dances, she beats
my boy in b ball, probably a ton
others in lacrosse, tennis, and
horseback riding, (if she can stay on)
drinks me under the table and
parties like its the end of the world...
yet she still is able to be that young
nubile asian corporate lawyer every
day... li, you make me tired...what are
we doing tonight?
I like guys named Paco and Johnny. I like blue jello shots.
I like potato chips (alot).
Who I Want to Meet:
Somewhere out there the "activity partner" of my dream
waits for me. I am a 28 year old young nubile asian
professional and oh yeah, ya think I qualify for the "open
marriage status"?
(so if I stand close will I tan) I
LOVE YOU ALWAYS
kelly and i were drinking snake wine.
so, i jokingly dare kelly to eat the
snake! this isn't like eating the worm
in tequila either. she took a bite out
of it...
the lesson: dont dare her to do stuff!
or maybe it's DARE her to do
stuff..its really funny!
stomach for 2 months
called "Gerardio". He was a hairy,
burping Italian clubber worm that went
on a two month bender - drinking her
liquor, doing her drugs... Eventually
Gerardio started a full-on dance club
in her stomach called "Bowel". One
time Gerardio peeked his head out of
her ass and asked me to dj the party in
her stomach but I couldn't get
in......cuz I wasn't dressed properly.
till dawn and go to work at the lawfirm
wearing her pajama pants, one that can pal
around with me till 5 am doing a jigsaw
puzzle while having a wine tasting, one that
can belch the sound of music songs on
ambien at the top of her lungs!!!!! One that
can somersault off a horse as well as the bar
in my kitchen!!!!!! One that csn look at the
busted stripper and scream to each other
"This is Perfect!" THAT'S MY KELLY!!! ONE OF
MY BESTEST BUDS EVER AND TRAVELIN
COMPANION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my boy in b ball, probably a ton
others in lacrosse, tennis, and
horseback riding, (if she can stay on)
drinks me under the table and
parties like its the end of the world...
yet she still is able to be that young
nubile asian corporate lawyer every
day... li, you make me tired...what are
we doing tonight?