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"My spoon is too big."
More about Bam
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Occupation:
Student
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Hobbies and Interests:
computers, cultures, traveling, road trips, movies, music, outdoors, video games, anime, penguins, sushi
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Favorite Books:
Ender's Game, Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Harry Potter Series, Snow Crash
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Favorite Movies:
Office Space, Star Wars Trilogy, Legend, Mallrats, Clerks, Dogma, Nausicaa, Spirited Away
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Favorite Music:
Tool, Jimmy Eat World, 30 Seconds to Mars, Stabbing Westward, Radiohead, Tori Amos, Nine Inch Nails, Oleander, Ben Folds, Poe, Phil Collins, Peter Gabriel, Billy Joel, Sarah Brightman
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Favorite TV Shows:
The Simpsons, MST3K, Family Guy, Futurama, Malcom in the Middle, Iron Chef, Whose Line is it Anyway
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About Me:
My spoon is too big.
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Who I Want to Meet:
No one, really. I'm just here because my friends made me
do it.
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because she wears things like green
shirts with stripes on them and makes
pictures of her hand doing the peace
sign. I mean, how cool is that?? One
time I had a internet crush on kiara
but then she kicked me out of chat so
I said "fuck that shit", really, i
said it just like that... !=( ohh
well, se la vi. kiaras cool cause
there's usually less bullshit comin
out of her mouf than most people know
how to produce. not that i've
actually seen, like, people digesting
food the opposite way...Peace
REAL Bam!
Hi My name is joel and I can't stop
thinking about bam, bam is awesome and
by that I mean totaly sweet.
Facts
1. Bam is a mammal
2. The purpose of bam is to spaz out
and kill people
3. Bam can kill anyone she wants!
(ok aside from the realultimatepower
parody)
Bam rules, but she isn't online all
that often anymore, which makes me a
saaaddd panda. she needs to come to my
house and watch movies. were having
alien night (or spoof night I can't
make up my mind) in a couple of weeks.
and since bam is awesome I'm sure
she'll come and meet my loser friends.
Aside from that. I don't have much to
say, I'm just a ramblin man.
really. I knew her back when her
innocense was like the dew on a newly
budding flower at dawn. This was when
she was known as Kiara. And Zorro.
late at night and discusses inane
shit... and we should drive the hour to
see you and go see a movie together...
or else you come up here.. to our next
mst3k gig... it'll be zombie flick
nite:)
should fear bam's skills when it comes
to drawing with a mouse! also, there
are no girls on the internet.
too!! *introduces Bam to Marco* I met
bam when--well, I guess I never really
MET bam...... er.. yes! I think I was
wondering about the Bitchtron
headquarters when I accidentally
knocked over Bam's lunch tray... good
lord... we shall not talk about that
incident any longer. I secretly believe
Bam is a man.
she does (or pretends to) know my
height however, which scares me.
always hold a place in my Heart Drive.
Her divine typing technique and superior
ultra unique +50 lightning attack armor
has swooned me to the ends of my Swap.
I've always felt that we've been only
Bits apart in this crazy game called
File... er, life.