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"I just moved back to Los Angeles....I was in the 80's boy band...MENUDO, I just bought my first pair of Red Converse Chuck..."
More about Alfonzo
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Schools (Other):
Robert E. Lee High School, UCLA
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College/University:
University of California - Los Angeles, Attended 1996 - 2001, Class of 2001, Bachelor's Degree, Theatre Arts
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Occupation:
Being Me
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Affiliations:
Oprah's Book Club, Little People of America, Vatos Locos, Flyin' Elvises Utah Chapter, The American Whig Party, Save the Flamingos
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Hobbies and Interests:
Little people, The Redskins, The Spurs, staying up late, resting, TEXAS, Galaga, theater, watching old movies, art, exploring, livin' la vida loca, counting sheep, interesting things, fun, denying my OCD, corner bistro, Pop Burger, alamo cafe, taco cabana at 3:00am, thinking, not thinking.
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Favorite Books:
Anything non-fiction--the Dictionary, Encyclopedias, biographies, The 4 Agreements, The Alchemist, Siddhartha, Goodnight Moon, The Dirt, In Cold Blood
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Favorite Movies:
Forrest Gump, Karate Kid, Schindler's List, Nine, Goonies, Lawrence of Arabia, Wizard of Oz, La Bamba, Dumb & Dumber, La Dolce Vita, Office Space, Rocky, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Usual Suspects, Say Anything, The Godfather 1, 2, American Werewolf in London, Arthur, YTuMamaTambien, Vacation
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Favorite Music:
ELVIS, Motley Crue, Bon Jovi, Def Leppard, Journey, The Cure, Depeche Mode, Erasure, Spandau Ballet, any 80s Rock/New Wave, Smashing Pumpkins, Nirvana, Sinatra, Led Zepplin, Beatles, Doors, Motown, Bob Dylan, early Michael Jackson, Bob Marley, Galactic, Mars Volta, Oliver Future, Los Lonely Boys, Arcade Fire, Kings of Leon, Flaming Lips, Radiohead, VHS or Beta, LCD Soundsystem, Blackalicious, BEP, Trainwrek, Galactic, Kaiser Chiefs, JayZ, Air, Shins, Willie Nelson
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Zodiac Sign:
Scorpio
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About Me:
I just moved back to Los Angeles....I was in the 80's boy band...MENUDO, I just bought my first pair of Red Converse Chuck Taylors, I have a black belt in Okinawan Shuri Ryu, i'm 5 foot SIX inches tall (US Weekly had it wrong), i love walking around New York and seeing things that make you go "hmmmmmm", i have embraced Anti-Oxidants much like I have embraced my Ipod.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Elvis, Jim Morrison, Charlie Chaplin, Vincent Van Gogh,
John Holmes, Lenny Bruce, Mother Theresa, and Herve
Villechaize when I die. People that are living:
Oprah...and anyone who has a fascination with little
people.
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meet. He possesses thousands of these titles that
he is too modest to ever mention. But press him,
and you will find that he has created a "new
modality of humor grounded in a Neitzschean idea
of eternal recurrence". What this means for you
and me is that we have to watch what we say or we
will be laughing at ourselves in five minutes
(eternally). A scary proposition, but a funny one. I
like to take Alfonzo out to brooding melancholy
hipster bars and watch the sneers crumble into
riotous laughter. When he leaves your party it will
probably break up in fifteen minutes. You can take
comfort in the fact, however, that his absence
allows someone else to be the funniest, nicest,
most respected, (dare I say sexiest?) person in the
room. If you care about that thing, you can claim
your fifteen minutes. Alfonzo's fame will be
counted in decades.
of the sun, comedic & creative genius,
drunk, looking for his jewish latina
princess...all in all the classiest
guy you'll ever meet.
else besides his own mother. I have had
SUCH wonderful times together, and have
shared quite a few adventures with him.
There are too many to talk about here.
One that does come to mind is a lazy
afternoon shopping in Tijuana for
souvenirs. As we walked the bustling
streets of that city we were approached
by an older gentleman. In his broken
english he insisted we come into a
strip bar where there were 13 yr old
performers. Needless to say......... I
drove back to San Diego alone and
didn't see Alfonzo until later that
evening. Again, I have tons of stories
like that one, but tons too many to
talk about here. Good luck in NYC
little buddy, if you can make it there,
you can make it anywhere. Wake up in a
city that never sleeps. Take care my
friend.
and i'll still never forget the night
he stole a joke from the comedian!!!
you rule and always know how to make a
girl smile and laugh!
puckered lips? I MEAN . . .
REHEALLY!! Obviously, you're COOOOL
and my favorite little martian. Meet
me at the corner of FOUNTAIN and
BRONSON.
Alfonzo makes Ricky & Enrique look like
Imposters.
Tu tienes mi corazon.....