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"There are only two things that interest me. First, I'm
interested in the way that linguistic habits form the bulk
of a..."
More about Ian
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Occupation:
computer nerd for the Orlando Weekly
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Hobbies and Interests:
electronic music, movies, drinking, technology, chicks, video games, sampling
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Favorite Books:
non-fiction, science, speculation, art, crazy, any books of forbidden knowledge, HP Lovecraft, Robert Anton Wilson, Christopher Hyatt, Tom Robbins, John Gribben, too many to list.
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Favorite Movies:
surreal, horror, sci-fi, dark, fantastical, insightful, comedic, Paul Thomas Anderson, Jean-Pierre Jeunot, Wes Anderson, Stanley Kubrick, Tarantino, etc.
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Favorite Music:
IDM, downtempo, collage, improvisation, jazz, industrial
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Favorite TV Shows:
simpsons, daily show, brak show, seaquest 2021, space ghost
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About Me:
There are only two things that interest me. First, I'm
interested in the way that linguistic habits form the bulk
of a person's world view, and how that fact can be
exploited to make the world a more beautiful, pleasant,
satisfying experience. After all, if words make the world,
then we all have the responsibility to use words to make
the kind of world that we want to live in. Second, I want
to hustle you out of your money in a poker game. If you
like, you can check out my web page here:
http://oracle.zenic.net
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Who I Want to Meet:
Rich suckers. Beautiful women. World class intellects.
Students of guerilla philosophies and undercover
semioticians. Aesthetic terrorists. Culture jammers.
Members of the occult secret societies that rule the
world. Zen masters. Physicists. Artists. Mad(wo)men.
Werewolves. Zombies. Subgeniuses. Discordians. Just be
interesting.
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too! Did you see that special on TRIO?
Hey, if you run into any, pass them
along my way.. or better yet, we could
all go out for tea and cookies!
testimonial.Bullshit!Bullshit!Bullshit!
Bullshit!Bullshit!Bullshit!Bullshit!
Bullshit!Bullshit!Bullshit!Bullshit!
Bullshit!Bullshit!Bullshit!Bullshit!
Well, I hope that is enought Bullshit
for you Ian. No more Bullshit. I met
Ian at little place called The Grind
back when I was 17 and naive. He
intrigued me then and he still does. I
was thinking about how I'm connected to
people in the real world without the
help of Friendster and I can probably
trace the majority of my friends back
to Ian somehow. He is one of my
original "Friendsters"
calculus. Ian knows now not to drink
Steel Reserve. Ian is very
intimidating whilst playing poker. hey
Ian, we all think you're smart...you
don't have to talk like that.
and off in various holes of ill repute
do I encounter Ian--a man that could
make Valerius Probus split
infinitives. He throws back his head,
looks from side to side, tells me it's
the end of the world, and offers to let
me welcome the apocolypse from the
confines of his bed. I am sure he does
this only because he cannot remember my
name. Oh, Ian.
he gets down with the gin and t like
me.
i want my german porn back, ian!!!!!!!!
social one day. He was taking side bets and
servicing some of the elderly women
clientele in the bathroom stall I was trying to
get into. He is a smart fellow, works all the
angles, knows the in's knows the outs. A
terrific friend to have if you are not
completely up to speed with the language of
the nerd. I love Ian Monroe like a father
loves his mistress. I would go as far as to
say that Ian Monroe is one of my idols.
consonant that, when uttered by the
focused aspirant, produces the utmost
peace whithin, and elightenment
throughout. That sound is "Ian". It is
only through this utterance that we as
humans can tunnel through
the "Samsara", the actual world in
which we live, ruled by laws of Karma,
straight through to the spiritual one-
ness, the unitive state of "That which
is Right On". Intense concentration is
required to experience Ian. It also
helps if you know some of the cool
cats that Ian is associated with. It
has also been shown that aspirants of
the "Hot Chick" persuasion can attain a
state of "Ian" with little difficulty.
In closing, I invite all who read this
to find the Ian inside of you, and, oh
wait, this is going horribly wrong....
word to describe Ian it would be...
hedonist. Wait. No. Erudite. Ehhh...maybe...
perspicacious. No. Damn it. Ian is
impossible to label.