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"I have a peg leg and play a large fiddle."
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Occupation:
Sailor
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Hobbies and Interests:
cards, mixing it up, cussing, eating salt pork, fishing, jumping on other people's boats, tying knots, wearing a patch on my eye
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Favorite Books:
Moby Dick, Old Man of the Sea, Shipwrecked!
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Favorite Movies:
Perfect Storm, Breakin' 2
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Favorite Music:
Captain and Tenille, Journey, Whale Songs
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Favorite TV Shows:
Not those Losers on Gilligan's Island that's for sure
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About Me:
I have a peg leg and play a large fiddle.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Someone whose ship I haven't jumped.
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seacraft. She is also a talented
swashbuckler. Once, while offering a
hatchet sales pitch to a group of deep
sea diving pirate-gymnasts, my cargo
was appropriated. Geraldine swept in,
wooden leg and all, and swashbuckled
our way to capitalistic freedom. I
didn't sell any hatchets though.
Geraldine was somewhere in the middle
of the Bermuda Triangle...She was first
captain and I was just a deck
hand..anyhow, the rest of us on board
were scared shitless about the Triangle
and all, and it seemed like with all
the sharks jumping around the ship and
all, we were surely doomed (i'm getting
sweaty palms just writing this)...
G-dawg, god love her, kept calm, cool,
and collected. And besides making us
all feel like a bunch of pussies, she
pulled us through that fucking fiasco
like a champ...I never want to go back
to the Triangle but if I do, I sure
hope it's with Geraldine.