Selly Belly

awaska

Male, 31, Single
Interested In: Dating Women, Relationship with Women, Friends, Activity Partners
Member Since: Feb 2003
Location: Salt Lake City, UT
Hometown: Grants Pass, OR
College: Stanford University
Company: Amazon.com, Redfin, 2Roam, Overstock.com
Selly's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/9111

"I'm tall. I'm tall, I'm black and I'm hot. But enough about me... Let's talk about something much more interesting:..."

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Schools:
Grants Pass High School, Attended 1992 - 1996, Class of 1996
Schools (Other):
150-grand-ford (Stanford)
College/University:
Stanford University, Attended 1996 - 2003, Class of 2003, Bachelor's Degree, Computer Science
Occupation:
geek
Hobbies and Interests:
Soccer, Mountain Biking, Eating, Cooking (more eating...), Photography, Weights, travel, dancing
Favorite Books:
Ender's Game, Harry Potter, random spiritual stuff (Bible, speeches, Bhagavad Gita right now...)
Favorite Movies:
Zoolander, Dood Where's My Car, South Park, High Strung, The Matrix, The Usual Suspects, Blade Runner, The Two Towers
Favorite Music:
U2, Dave Matthew's Band, Pearl Jam, Ben Harper, Radiohead, Coldplay, jazz, ella, louis armstrong, duke ellington
Favorite TV Shows:
Sifl & Oly (If you haven't seen it, download it), Invader Zim, Discovery Channel, History Channel, South Park, The Family Guy
About Me:
I'm tall.

I'm tall, I'm black and I'm hot.

But enough about me... Let's talk about something much more interesting: me.

I like to have fun with every moment of life which doesn't require dire seriousness. My sarcasm can turn people off, but I like it, and I'm not changing, so if you don't dig, there are 5,000,000,000 other friendster profiles waiting for your boring ass to go check them out.

And most of them have links to WebCams--oooh!

I believe in threatening friends on a regular basis to keep them in check and in doing things which are meaningful (helping people, giving hugs, scaring the living hell out of high school kids, etc.). Both of these statements are 100% sincere--at this point, if you are scared, I totally understand.

Other than that, I am incredibly humble (despite my intelligence and phenomenal good looks), pretty easy to get along with unless I've threatened you recently (see above) and am totally open to trying almost anything. I like to eat good food, cheap food, expensive food and white babies (long story).
Who I Want to Meet:
Drug dealers.

I also happen to like people who don't have much motivation and sit around all day bitching and moaning about things totally within their control--they're rockstars on all counts.

Sincere answer: People who can spell, hyphenate and know the difference between a joke and a very controversial racist remark. People who enjoy the outdoors and don't take life so seriously that drama queen is a term their friends use to describe them when they're being mellow. I like people who are really curious and passionate about something. Driven, alive, people.

That and drug dealers. PLEASE. It's SOOO hard to score drugs in Seattle. Scratch that--now that I live in SLC, it's 100000x times harder to score drugs.

Chicks are easy. Drugs, hard.

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Steven
Posted
Dave's a badass. Short, but badass.

He's also one of the coolest geeks I know.

When I first met Dave I had two gaping,dripping wounds on my elbows. He told me about when he was in to downhill bike racing and fell off and lost so much skin and blood he passed out when he took a shower. Good stuff. I didn't feel so wounded after that story.

Ameen
Posted
It's been almost 3 years since my last testi. I stand by my comment that one should never trust a Chinese Jew, but, since Dave is tall, black, and hot, unlike me, that doesn't apply. Come back to Cali, man, everybody's doing it. Someone please talk me out of buying that brand new shiny M3...

sunday driver
Posted
single? wanna make out?

Shannon
Posted
once there was a time when dave was poor, and I fed him on a camping trip (with delicious peanut butter-on-tortilla goodness). he promised then to pay my way through med school. Well dammit dave, I'm over halfway done and I haven't gotten dime 1 from you. Pay up, bitch.

oh yeah, dave's great...for me to poop on!

Leeloo
Posted
Dave's crotch smells a bit like peanut
butter, but he's very pretty when he
smiles. He does stuff a lot, but thats
okay because when he plays with me it
is fun. Kinda like the fun of eating
valuable objects.

Sean
Posted
I miss Dave. I haven't talked to Dave
in, like, years. But I was just thinking
about him and saying nasty things about
him behind his back with my roommate
Mike. Dave is awesome. Dave is a
prick. Dave is the little big brother I
never had.

Nikki
Posted
i swear i was not trying to sell your
PDA on eBay... it was all a big
misunderstanding.

Amy
Posted
IF YOU DON'T STOP LEAVING THREATENING
MESSAGES ON MY PHONE I'M GOING TO COME
UP AND THERE AND YOU KNOW WHAT. that
knife from halloween? *child's play*