Sonia. Icon. Zjawinski. Sonia. Who
would have known that this tallish
Polish broad could so change our
lives. I sure didn't. But when it comes
to drinking, zombies, blind date
uncensored and drinking, ladies,
this one is the tops. She's a shining
sun in a world of pale dwarfs and
bloated giants. All Hail Zjawinski.
Sonia is the most stylish girl I know.
Before I met her people thought that
we were secret twins and I was very
flattered, but I have to tell you: her
closet could kick my closet's pansy
ass any day of the week and twice on
saturday.
Sonia is about three and a half steps
ahead of People mag's picks and pans.
Shes always been able to distinguish a
piece of sh!t, from the sh!t. Need
proof? she is still the only other
person ive ever met who understands the
true genius of TV's Jack and Jill.
Sonia and I don't need to take our
clothes off to have a good time, oh no.
We could dance and party all night and
drink some cherry wine oh yeah. Oh and
I would pour vodka into a jar of
Welches grape juice and tell her it was
merlot. She would swish it in her
mouth and than spit it on me and then
tell me it was a good year.
Oh yes, A very good year indeed.
would have known that this tallish
Polish broad could so change our
lives. I sure didn't. But when it comes
to drinking, zombies, blind date
uncensored and drinking, ladies,
this one is the tops. She's a shining
sun in a world of pale dwarfs and
bloated giants. All Hail Zjawinski.
Before I met her people thought that
we were secret twins and I was very
flattered, but I have to tell you: her
closet could kick my closet's pansy
ass any day of the week and twice on
saturday.
ahead of People mag's picks and pans.
Shes always been able to distinguish a
piece of sh!t, from the sh!t. Need
proof? she is still the only other
person ive ever met who understands the
true genius of TV's Jack and Jill.
clothes off to have a good time, oh no.
We could dance and party all night and
drink some cherry wine oh yeah. Oh and
I would pour vodka into a jar of
Welches grape juice and tell her it was
merlot. She would swish it in her
mouth and than spit it on me and then
tell me it was a good year.
Oh yes, A very good year indeed.
gang...and she can fuck yr shit up!
you'd be lucky to ride with her.
part is that she is into stuff, and so
am I. All kinds of stuff.