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naked laser dancing..for the kids.
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"What can I say, I'm a pretty crazy fellow who enjoys
meeting new people, and wearing Mexican Wrestler masks (if
you need..."
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Occupation:
Sexy Go Go Dancer/Obituary columnist
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Hobbies and Interests:
cats, dogs, basically anything with fur and sexual organs
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Favorite Books:
So are we gonna discuss this or what?-- by Brooky Gonzales
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Favorite Movies:
Over the top, Stop or my mom will shoot, Edward Penis hands
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Favorite Music:
Afghan resistance music, croatian jazz, french hip hop--but NOT country!
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Favorite TV Shows:
Girls Gone Wild info-mercial (It's on like at 4 AM)
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About Me:
What can I say, I'm a pretty crazy fellow who enjoys
meeting new people, and wearing Mexican Wrestler masks (if
you need one, leve me a message). I hate when people on
the freeway all decide to go like 70 across all 4 lanes
even though there's no traffic anywhere--yeah that pisses
me off. I also have low tolerance for morons, and I'm really bad at spelling.
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Who I Want to Meet:
What can I say, oh I already said that. I like people. . .
who aren't morons. Maybe people into the stuff I am, like
people. Or people who AREN'T into the same things I'm NOT
into, like morons.
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and he's very cute and
handsome!!!...ryt???....wen r u gonna
come back
here???........................................... .....
.........................................=)
very interesting circumstances--we
shared a common...well, let's just say
irritation, that we vented to each
other about. this was over 6 years
ago. we hardly knew each other but
soon became each other's "pillars of
support" (as he liked to call it).
i've always tried to convince him
to "come out", but haven't succeeded
yet. we don't hang out anymore, but
i'm glad we recently reunited. he
tried to claim he still had me in his
cell phonebook, but whatever! i'll
never forget the time i tried to save
you from that cult and it almost tore
up our friendship---straight out of an
after-school special. i miss you,
man! let's meet up at the nearest jack
in the box next to planned parenthood!
=)
good old days? You guys, MIA, Project-
3, us, 3-style, etc.? But on the dl,
the only party we made money was
Groovy Saturday, haha. Thanks for
letting us borrow your equipment. Jon
has an incredible sense of humor, a
lot of chicas fall for that. He's like
Chris Tucker trapped in a big, buff,
rock solid mestizo body. Call us up
when you're in East Side, or East
County...Stay true!
denying a testimonial. first of all Jon
never gave me any money, all that house
playing just got jon closer to the
girls so they could go "awe how sweet".
secondly, jeopardy, jon do u remember
how u use to tape that $hit and then
play it when we all came by? now that
was smart! anyhow besides that, jon, my
ex-roommate, free at last free at last.
naw i miss u "buddy" don't 4get all of
us when u make it big in hollywood. i
love u man!
drew
7th grade. Then in 8th grade we got
married. Hahaha yup he was my first
husband!!!=) We still argue between
who asked who but it all started with a
little conversation heart candy. We
even had two kids, Jesse and Andrew.
Jon was such a great dad and spoiled
them that he would give them money
whenever they asked. I still can't
believe you did that Jon. Those were
fun times ha Jon. Jon is such a
talented, sweet, and smart guy. He may
act goofy but this dude can beat anyone
in jeopardy. So Jon is your house
still hiding behind that huge A$$ tree
in front of your yard? Heehee Dude I'm
just playin with you. Love and miss
you lots!