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"thom seduction"
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""I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion,..."
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More About Davey
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Occupation:
Funnyman/ Scientist/ Hooligan/ Seductionist
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Hobbies and Interests:
Science, Debauchery, Hijinx, Shenanigans, Dares, Dentyne Ice Arctic Chill gum, Kung-Fu Grip, Anything Medical, Thunderstorms, True Crime, Riding my BMX to the bar, Red Wine, Black Socks, Girls with Freckles, Showers, Nursing, Making Out, Chicago Cubs, School, eD gEIN, Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes, Doorbells and cowbells and schnitzel with noodles, PURPLE, Virgos, Phlebotomy
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Favorite Books:
The Giving Tree, Choose Your Own Adventure Series, American Psycho, Fight Club, Fast Food Nation, Andy Kaufman Biography
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Favorite Movies:
Fight Club, The Jerker, Willy Wonka, All the Real Girls, Amelie, Garden State, Eternal Sunshine, Texas Chainsaw Massacre 1 &; 2 (originals), Super Troopers, Soylent Green (is people!!), American Psycho, Run Lola Run, Sound of Music, Taxi Driver, One Flew Over the Cukoo's Nest, Office Space, Blazing Saddles, Friday, Monty Python &; the Holy Grail, Planet of the Apes (originals), Spanking the Monkey, Exorcist, Psycho, Clockwork Orange, Freaks, The Shining, Old School
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Favorite Music:
At the Drive-In, Bad Religion, Barry White, Beasties, Bjork, Cat Stevens, Curtis Mayfield, Cypress Hill, Dance Hall Crashers, David Allen Coe, Dead Prez, Descendents, Dropkick Murphys, Eazy-E, Face 2 Face, Flogging Molly, Gorilla Bisquits, Iron Maiden, Isaac Hayes, Johnny Cash, Kenny Rogers, Lagwagon, Macabre, Neil Diamond, NOFX, No Use for a Name, Pennywise, Pharoahe Monch, Postal Service, Propagandhi, Portishead, Public Enemy, Pulley, Radiohead, Rentals, RUN-DMC, Shelter, Sludgeworth, Sinatra, Sunny Day Real Estate, Talib Kwelie, Tom Jones, Too Short, Tool, Tossers, Tricky, Unwritten Law, Weezer, Whale, Yeah Yeah Yeah's, 88 Fingers Louie, organs, bagpipes, cowbells, harpsichord
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Favorite TV Shows:
ER, Greys Anatomy, Deadwood, Six Feet Under, Sopranos, Da Ali G Show, Entourage, Seinfeld... HBO basically.
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Zodiac Sign:
Virgo
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About Me:
"I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."
"A great numb feeling washes over me as I let go of the past and look forward to the future. Pretend to be a vampire. I don't really need to pretend, because it's who I am, an emotional vampire. I've just come to expect it. Vampires are real. That I was born this way. That I feed off of other people's real emotions. Search for this night's prey. Who will it be?"
"Where there is fire, there is smoke. And in that smoke, from this day forward, my people will crouch and conspire and plot and plan for the inevitable day of Man's downfall - the day when he finally and self-destructively turns his weapons against his own kind. The day of the writing in the sky, when your cities lie buried under radioactive rubble! When the sea is a dead sea, and the land is a wasteland out of which *I* will lead my people from their captivity! And we will build our own cities in which there will be no place for humans except to serve our ends! And we shall found our own armies, our own religion, our own dynasty! And that day is upon you NOW!"
"Well, I got a 426 hemi here, 3/4 cams, nitro boosters, I can get 'er up to as good as 155! Never do, though, of course, unless I'm chasing a cute chick in a Ferrari! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I guess I was goin' about... 65, tops."
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Who I Want to Meet:
Anyone who can make me laugh.
If you can make me laugh so hard you bring tears to my eyes, you're money.
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Testimonials and Comments for Davey
keep playing.
but he'll go down on your sister...