C**** P*** Dan claims I gave him his
nickname in college - It's not true! It was the
Lexicon corporation (http://www.lexicon-
branding.com/) - I've been paying off the $
half million I owe them as fast as I can.
iMac, Dasani, OnStar, CrackPipeDan:
these are household names. Worth every
penny!
back in college i had a crush on dan.
unfortunately the closest i ever got to making
out was the time we obessively recorded
and rerecorded a clip on his answering
machine of how deep is your love by the
beegees. oh sweet youth.
Dan is my only friend that will comfortably
sport a handkerchief with me to combat
summer perspiration. I haven't seen much of
him lately as he has acquired the hotline for
the best Chinese in town. Not to worry, he'll
soon awaken from his food coma and return
to the world of the living and fulfill his destiny
as Dancin' Dan Rhinestone.
nickname in college - It's not true! It was the
Lexicon corporation (http://www.lexicon-
branding.com/) - I've been paying off the $
half million I owe them as fast as I can.
iMac, Dasani, OnStar, CrackPipeDan:
these are household names. Worth every
penny!
unfortunately the closest i ever got to making
out was the time we obessively recorded
and rerecorded a clip on his answering
machine of how deep is your love by the
beegees. oh sweet youth.
Digglin. Hip Hip Horray for Dan da
Man. Ditto what David said.
-Thayer
sport a handkerchief with me to combat
summer perspiration. I haven't seen much of
him lately as he has acquired the hotline for
the best Chinese in town. Not to worry, he'll
soon awaken from his food coma and return
to the world of the living and fulfill his destiny
as Dancin' Dan Rhinestone.