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Cynthia
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Interested In:
Friends
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Member Since:
Jul 2003
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Hometown:
san francisco
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Company:
the overthecounter intelligence agency
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Cynthia's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/913113
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Other education:
UC Berkeley
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Occupation:
geffenesque agent to all the big frig magnet poets
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What I enjoy doing:
reading, dressing up in black, going to the movies
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Favorite Books:
krazy kat. grace paley. all around atlantis. coming through slaughter. a feather on the breath of god. everything by paul lafarge. the girl with curious hair. "a supermarket in california." clarice lispector. on abjection. "year zero." the fall. the passion. the character of rain. the killer inside me. l'amante anglaise. owl at home. certain paragraphs by veronica geng. alice munro. the idiot. the maids. jesus saves. play it as it lays. oblomov. blow up and other stories. white noise. wild sheep chase... slavoj zizek's abercrombie & fitch catalog.
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Favorite Movies:
film noir, film noir, film noir, the killer of sheep, todd haynes' superstar, twelve and holding, a history of violence, bring me the head of alfredo garcia, zizek, cache, kamikaze hearts, l'eclisse, a little bit of last days, the conformist, the battle of algiers, star spangled to death, mulholland drive, tokyo drifter, good morning, point blank, swimming pool, a tout de suite, the dreamlife of angels, another girl, another planet, gummo, irreversible, in the mood for love, me and you and everybody we know, bonnie and clyde, mouchette, everything by jem cohen, everything with peter sellers or bill murray in it, dog day afternoon, sadie benning's flat is beautiful, the devil, probably, bedazzled, the book of life, sans soleil, down by law, the conversation, baise-moi, au hasard balthazar, talk to her, the red balloon, lost in translation.....
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Favorite Music:
air guitar. tv on the radio. the extra action marching band, live. the fuckemos. leonard cohen, "bag full of thoughts" by the flaming lips. "i want my own planet, " too. 70s guitar anthems, elliot smith, yeahyeahyeahs, dede ramone's rap album, catpower, tommy guerrero, schoolly d, and one song by miles davis.
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Favorite TV Shows:
i hate tv.
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Zodiac Sign:
Virgo
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Who I Want to Meet:
wanda tinasky. skunks at lawn parties. that guy who dresses up like a bunny and stalks david bowie. savagely witty dragqueens who answer the phone in the middle of the night. ...and people who will wrap me in cashmere, give me xanax, and take me to the movies. and not complain when i snore.
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venerable impression in a short period
of time. When the gorgeous Cythia
walks into a room all eyes and ears
immediately turn to her (as they should),
and if they're luck they will recieve a
chunk of her bountiful wit and humor and
be happy.
for sin, and the wardrobe of Morticia
Addams (the Carolyn Jones version). Be
careful what you say, she remembers
EVERYTHING. And don't let her smoke in
bed!
knew her, she was known as the
naughty librarian. Graceful and witty.
And tres pretty too.
ghostly, slinky sexy appeal, yet bizarre and
aggravating - Cynthia is a timeless and
otherworldy goddess - an American chain-
smoking Beatrice Dalle. Cynthia will
meticulously pick apart your slightest remark,
mount a spontaneous and lengthy analysis of
your conversation, point out what she deems
your character flaw(s), then demand an
explanation. She's read everything. She has a
witty remark about everything, but won't share
it unless she deems you worthy. She will steel
your hat. She will wear a black cocktail dress
and fall asleep in the hall of a fine hotel. She
will wear Gumball Rally stickers on her breasts
while wearing your fake German Polizei hat,
recline on the hood of a UK-plated Bentley,
smoke a cigarette, then do an interview for a
dozen foreign journalists. Cynthia only wears
black, so come to see her in black, or don't
come at all. And don't upset her. Please
her...just don't upset her
even while backwards,upside down, and
intoxicated, at 3am or any time of the
day. But especially 3am.
apart the world with, because she's as
caustic and ruthless as she is hot and
sexy. Not that she doesn't love life -
she's just like someone who has died
and come back and has nothing to lose
and counts every joy as a generous
bounty. Whenever we get a chance to
hang out, I usually end up laughing my
head off until the vallium kicks in and
then it's just a pleasant high shared
with an amicable friend. She gave peeps
to my peeps! Always remember: she's a
lovely shark and you are the flighty
and timid school of fish. Plus, she's
fucking stacked to the fucking gills
with actual natural-born tits, as the
cops in her photo can attest.
of Corey Feldman, but a reasonable amount,
and back then Cynthia was a really good pal,
we used to hang out by the old CBGBs before
it was acquired by that shell corporation for
the ROBOTS, and she tried rilly hard to mellow
me out, like first she had me huffing Glue-
Stiks and then down to magic markers, she
liked those sort of scented ones, I was all like
"hello, El Marko!" as a sort of tribute to Johnny
Depp, but Cynthia pointed out that he played
Don Juan DE MARCO, which had nothing to do
with it, by then the ROBOTS had probably
replaced her, or me, and anyway I pretty much
said "Johnny Depp can fuck off, he's a fruity
French pirate," which in case you don't know,
he prepared for that role by hanging out with
ROBOTS..