you are a total and complete rockstar. unbelievable...and yet entirely BELIEVABLE about st. louis...does that mean we won't get to see you as much in san diego this year? i'm sad........
TIZ...
'tis a stockholder in the Winking Lizard.
'tis a Lifetime Achievement Award winner in number of Dortmunder pitchers consumed.
'tis a platinum card carrying member of Tee.
'tis the only guy I know (aside from maybe Zagnut) who can reach the green in one on a par 5 on Tee by somehow hitting through 2 jungles and off a hotel roof.
'tis an above-average (aka above-me) real golfer.
'tis unfortunately a Sheffield, Jeter, Rodriguez,
Mussina, Giambi-loving Spankees fan.
'tis a great guy and a good friend. Ahhhhhh....
So I think this might be one of the very few testimonials that doesn't mention Chris's height (or lack thereof). Isn't that considerate of me? With that out of the way, let me just say that getting to know him this past year was a total blast. He has always been more than willing to give me good advice on everything from jeans to the mysterious ways of the opposite sex. And despite that unfortunate (well, fortunate for him) "dressing room" incident in Lucky, he has continued to be an incredibly supportive and understanding friend, whom I will miss greatly next year. And no, Chris, your jeans aren't too tight. Prrrppt.
It's true, I have about as much hair as a
newborn and Chris is about as tall as
one.
Aside from that, Chris is as good a friend
as you could ask for. In the six years I've
known him he's never let me down and
he's never let any of his other friends
down. If he doesn't like you he might
kick you in the balls, but if he does he'll
stick up for you no matter what.
Between the glory days of CIM soccer,
the Cleveland city league, Golden Tee,
Breckenridge, Super Mario Brothers,
Disc golf, Haydn 76, Mastick Woods,
rattails and Canton, bulls in china
shops, "volde-----", spoleto '04, Folly
Beach 3am, probably enough alcohol to
fill every lake and hazard our golf balls
have ever found, more alcohol and, oh
yes, THE WINK, Chris and I have
managed to have a pretty good time.
Chris, why is it that you have 80+
friends and only three testimonials?
I'll tell you why--it's because you have
such a stupid skinny picture by your
name. I hate having to look at it
every time I open this thing. It
messes up the aesthetics of my
smaller, but much cooler, cache of
friends. Enlarge it already, bitch!
'tis a stockholder in the Winking Lizard.
'tis a Lifetime Achievement Award winner in number of Dortmunder pitchers consumed.
'tis a platinum card carrying member of Tee.
'tis the only guy I know (aside from maybe Zagnut) who can reach the green in one on a par 5 on Tee by somehow hitting through 2 jungles and off a hotel roof.
'tis an above-average (aka above-me) real golfer.
'tis unfortunately a Sheffield, Jeter, Rodriguez,
Mussina, Giambi-loving Spankees fan.
'tis a great guy and a good friend. Ahhhhhh....
played in the Prokofiev Quintet in order
to keep me from asphyxiating. What a
nice guy. :-) All the best...
newborn and Chris is about as tall as
one.
Aside from that, Chris is as good a friend
as you could ask for. In the six years I've
known him he's never let me down and
he's never let any of his other friends
down. If he doesn't like you he might
kick you in the balls, but if he does he'll
stick up for you no matter what.
Between the glory days of CIM soccer,
the Cleveland city league, Golden Tee,
Breckenridge, Super Mario Brothers,
Disc golf, Haydn 76, Mastick Woods,
rattails and Canton, bulls in china
shops, "volde-----", spoleto '04, Folly
Beach 3am, probably enough alcohol to
fill every lake and hazard our golf balls
have ever found, more alcohol and, oh
yes, THE WINK, Chris and I have
managed to have a pretty good time.
friends and only three testimonials?
I'll tell you why--it's because you have
such a stupid skinny picture by your
name. I hate having to look at it
every time I open this thing. It
messes up the aesthetics of my
smaller, but much cooler, cache of
friends. Enlarge it already, bitch!
your friend,
Mary Frances
p.s. happy birthday tomorrow